Erin: good morning you goose *you smack masons face*
mason: ahhh i was having a nice dream about you and I wake up to you smacking my face *he huffs*
Erin: oh grow up you juvenile!!!
mason: so what we doing today? I'm not going cobham because of tuchel, also we're at bens so she should probably head back to my place soon.
Erin: yeh you're right, poor ben *you flick his ear*
mason: fucking get out of here you're annoyinf me now *he sulks*
Erin: oh stop it, I know you love it *you wink*
mason: whatever I'm getting dressed.
you both get ready as you head down to see ben with a girl.
Erin: hey be-
you stare at her as she stares at you.
Erin: didn't know I interrupted something, apologies *you giggle*
girl: how's mount then
Erin: erm fine thanks *you put your lips in and you turn around and run to mason*
mason: you're back? I thought I was meeting you downstairs with chilly?
Erin: shhhhh
mason: what?
Erin: bens got a girl over and she was asking me about you in a really sarcastic way, anyways, we deffo should go before she suspects were being weirdos.
mason: yay ive got you all to myself *he winks*
Erin: haha nice one mr mount
mason: thanks mrs mount
Erin: oh so I'm married to you now?
mason: looks like it, how many kids?
Erin: personally im saying 1/2 one being girl and other boy so I can be a Mummys boy and you can be a daddy's girl! I've always wanted that tbh!!!
mason: id be the better parent *he winks*
Erin: haha we'll see about that one day *you roll your eyes*
mason: right how we gonna tell chilly we're going?
Erin: I mean she's not gonna be rude so let's just go speak to him?
mason: alright
you both head downstairs and go into the kitchen where Ben and this "girl" are flirting.
mason: morning chilly and his late night lover!
Ben: shut the fuck up bro
mason: rough night?
Ben: wha-
girl: very rough, right Ben? *she winks at him and he smirks*
Erin: um
girl: don't um us, not like you and mason didn't fuck last night
Erin: I mean we didn't but thanks?
girl: ugh shutup *she turns around and Ben and her carry on flriting*
Erin: mason?! Is Ben just gonna allow this!!!!
mason: well I aint. If she's rude again that's it.
Erin: no you stay out of this, but what the fuck is Ben doing?
mason: let's go erin, leave him.
Erin: hmmm.....
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the england groupchat
Romansay/n, a blonde, petite, confident model from london gets added to a groupchat full of random people, does she stay or leave? what happens?