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Wilburs platonic love or host

A/N melody is replacing weston in the platonic love or host im sorry ily weston!!

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Wilbur Soot's platonic love or host!" Austin greets.

I had decided to sign up out of boredom, and somehow made it in.

Tommy was there for emotional support for Wilbur, and the contestants were me, Snifferish, Emma Langivin, Akselly, Kaceytron, Andrea Botez ( who recently hosted Jack Manifold on his love or host), Jack Manifold, Minx, and Stonpa.

They do the intro for the stream before moving on.

"So Wilbur how are you feeling?" Austin asks.

"I'm exited to replace tommy, I either haven't spoken to some of the contestants or I'm pretty good friends with them, but I spoke to Melohi for the very first time yesterday." Wilbur says.

"Oh please, call me Melody." I say in a very over dramatic jokingly flirty voice, causing everyone to laugh.

"So tommy who are you looking for to be a new friend for Wilbur?" Austin asks.

"I'm looking for ideally a girl, really anyone but Jack." Tommy says as Austin laughs.

"You want some gender diversity there?" Wilbur asks.

"Yes." Tommy says.

"So you're saying the men automatically have a disadvantage?" Austin asks.

"Yes." Tommy says again.

We then start interviews, and I'm the last one to go.

"And last but not least we have Melohi who mainly goes by Melody!" Austin says.

"Melody you're my favorite here." Tommy nods "Because you bought me food once."

"Hey maybe if Wilbur and I are friends i'll buy him food!" I say as I spin side to side in my chair messing around with a guitar pick in my hand.

"Is that a guitar pick you have?" Wilbur asks.

"Oh yeah! I play the electric guitar and I can play the piano." I say.

"Oh sick!" Wilbur smiles.

"Melody now if you bought Tommy food does that mean you've been to Brighton?" Austin asks.

"Yeah! I went there almost a year ago to visit James and the other eboys, and Tommy and I ended up meeting up and hanging out." I say.

"How come you didn't meet up with Wilbur?" Austin asks.

"Hey at the time maybe I wasn't ready, so Wilbur maybe now i'm ready to buy you food!" I say, jokingly blowing a very dramatic kiss to the camera as Tommy and Wilbur laugh.

"Now Melody this is a platonic show, so did you mean buy him food platonically or romantically?" Austin asks.

"I mean I think it's kind of subjective, you know if Wilbur wanted one or the other i'm totally cool with it. You know I think most of friendships turn into love and then marriage." I joke as everyone bursts out laughing.

"I mean everyone I know that is married started off that way so you know." Wilbur laughs.

"So we went from being friends to you potentially getting engaged to Wilbur?" Austin asks.

"Look man whatever he wants i'm just here, and if Wilbur wants to push farther i'm down!" I laugh.

After interviews Wilbur kicks off Steppa, and we go onto the first question.

"What makes you a better friend then Tommy?" Austin asks.

Everyone gives their answers, when eventually we get to me.