Incorrect Quotes

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Plus one quote that is actually real

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Apparently in a GTG video Captain said to Player, about Dum: "Y'know I thought you guys were twins actually. I think that might be why I'm a little bit attracted to you". 

I'm surprised this isn't blowing up more. Although I'm pretty easily tricked so maybe it's fake, I didn't actually watch it I just heard the audio 

ANYWAYS, incorrect quotes:

(To clarify: I don't make any of these up, these are all quotes from somewhere else. Let me know if you catch a reference!) 

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Player: And you accuse me on this flimsy evidence?

Captain: No, I've got some more flimsy evidence!

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Mr. Cheese: Look, dude, I don't mean to be homophobic, but I'm just saying. The LGBTQ+ community? Kinda gay. 

Mr. Egg: Mr. Cheese, you are dating a man--

Mr. Cheese: I'M JUST SAYING BRUH 

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Captain: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

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Player: Surely you can't be serious. 

Veteran: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. 

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Engineer: So you lied to me?

Mr. Cheese: That depends on how you define lying. 

Engineer: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Mr. Cheese: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

The Gentleman: MR. CHEESE. WHY AREN'T THE PLATES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Mr. Cheese, crying: WHAT THE F**K DO YOU MEAN, GENTLEMAN--

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