Bob: Can you go to sleep, now?!
Gino: Read us a bedtime story.
Bob: Please don't black-mail me...
Emily: Do it or we'll cry!!!
Bob: Well, I don't have any books... so, I guess I'll tell you one, off by heart.
*CLEARS THROAT*
Bob: Once a upon a time... there was a Ugly Barnacle... he was so ugly that everyone died. The End!
...
Bob: Aw, bollocks... that's a copyrighted story...
Gino: That didn't help, at all...
Bob: STOP SAYING COPYRIGHTED SCRIPT LINES!!!
...
Emily: We're not tired...
Bob: What else can I do?!
*POOP*
Gino: Uh-oh... I pooped...
Bob: What?
Gino: I pooped... in my nappy...
Bob: You... You pooped?!
Gino: You're gonna have to change me... because I pooped...
Emily: It smells stinky!
Bob: Don't make me change you!
Gino: GET TO CHANGING!!!
Bob: *sigh*
Later...
Bob: Aw... Christ...
Gino: I'm waiting...
Bob: Okay... at least I've done the hard part, am I right?
YOU ARE READING
SMG4 Fanfic: Babysitting
FanfictionWhen Mario and Meggy go on a date... their friends babysit the babies. What could possibly go wrong?