Enchanting Delusions (Rewriting)

The Box of Crayons

"What?" (Y/n) asked with an edge in her voice. She shielded Tanjiro and Nezuko, she bared her teeth. "What the fuck do you mean?!"

"I have to turn you into the corps," Kimiko said quickly. "However, Oyakata-sama has ordered that neither Nezuko nor you are to be killed."

"Is that meant to make us feel any better?" she questioned.

"I-"

"Fine, I'll meet with Oyakata-sama, after all, meeting the master of the demon slayers is sure to make Muzan's blood truly boil." Kimiko looked briefly surprised before lowering the box and gesturing for (Y/n) to get in. She complied with an annoyed look.

The ride to the mansion was bumpy and boring. There were no words exchanged. Only silence.

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Finally, it seemed like everyone arrived at the mansion, and (Y/n)'s box was dropped harshly onto the ground.

"Okay, rude-"

"The box talked!" said a female voice.

"A DEMON IS IN IT OF COURSE!" yelled a familiar ear-raping voice.

"Carrying a demon isn't very flashy Kimiko-chan!" Yelled another VERY familiar voice.

"Why are we here again?" a boy muttered,

"My my, what a suprise Kimiko. It was a surprise that Tomioka-san protected a demon, but you? I never expected such things from you." a painfully sweet voice stated.

"We should just kill the demons and punish Tomioka and Kimiko." stated by an emo-sounding dude.

"Poor souls," he then started to mutter prays.

...These were the most feared demon slayers?! They sounded like freaking weirdos?!?!? They were either loud or depressed. (Y/n) thought. What dweebs.

It was quiet for a few minutes before it seemed like Tanjiro woke up.

"Bummer when I heard two demon slayers carrying demons I was interested. But you're one drab-looking dude huh? At least Kimiko is flashy."

"And now we'll put this boy and Kimiko on trial!"

"W-Who are these people?" Tanjiro asked. Both Kimiko and (Y/n) deadpanned.

"Don't open your mouth just yet moron! Don't you realize you're in the presence of the hashiras!?" A side character-sounding man scolded.

"This is the demon slayer headquarters, and we're about to be put on trial," Kimiko stated with a slight tension in her voice.

"Before we start why don't you two explain-" the sickly sweet voice asked before being interrupted.

"There is no need for a trial! Protecting a demon is a clear violation of the code. We can deal with them by ourselves!" does this guy ever shut up?

"In that case, I'll gladly decapitate the demons and the boy flamboyantly. Kimiko should be dealt with by Shinazugawa! I'll show you the most flamboyant blood spray ever,"

"I pity him for having been born at all," Damn, dude just roasted Tanjiro hard!

(Y/n) grumbled as she stretched her tiny arms. She could not do much in her position. I mean, she is in a box in sunlight. Tanjiro and the side character continued to talk as she zoned out.

I wonder what Tamayo and that simp are doing... Tamayo is probably helping some sick person and Yushiro is definitely worshiping the ground that Tamayo walks on.