Enchanting Delusions (Rewriting)

Living with the Embodiment of Rage

 Life with Shinazugawa Sanemi could be described in two words: fucking hell. At least that was how it started out. After all, Shinazugawa was quite well known for his hatred of demons. So having one live with him was not pleasant. Honestly, he could care less in the demon died or not, though the thought of failing Oyakata-sama filled him with dread. So he would comply.

Little did he know, the absolute shitstorm the demon was. At first, when he arrived back from Oyakata-sama's esstate, he immidently started punishing Kimiko. After all, she was the one who failed to kill that filthy demon. The demon sat contently on in the shade watching the grueling punishment. Occasionally making comments like 'damn, that's hot' when he removed his shirt or highly sexual jokes. Not that he would usually mind if it came from a beautiful woman... But she's a fucking demon.

Not only a demon but one who apparently is married to Muzan... So whenever such comments were made he would do what came naturally to him. Yell absurdities and throw his katana at her. Which she dodged with a smug look on her face.

Yet as the days went by, his hatred lessened. Not by much, but slowly. He came to realize how fucking stupid and hopeless she was. She was quick-witted something he likes in his women yet stupidly careless. She seems to have no self-presentation skills, like how she tripped into the sunlight after taking a bath... She instantly started burning, so he had to save her ass. Yet she carried on without a worry.

If he had to be serious, she was infuriating! She is so carefree, witty, immature, and seems so... Human. Yet every time she smiles, he can clearly see the teeth that mark her as a demon. To be blunt, (Y/n) was odd.

Despite his clear dislike of her, she still smiled and teased him. It was annoying and infuriating... In fact, she cooked- No tried to make Kimiko and himself a meal. What he saw on his plate cannot be described as edible. He even swore he saw it twitch.

This now leads him to now, a couple of months after he was assigned to watch over (Y/n)'s ass. The three other annoying boys paid short visits and were recovering swiftly. What stood before him made him freeze, before a twitch of annoyance and genuine fear.

(Y/n) stood in the middle of his kitchen, a spatula held in one hand and a hot of burning water in the other... She actually fucking set water on fire. He would be impressed if it wasn't ruining his shit.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?!" he couldn't help but yell.

She chuckled awkwardly. "Cooking?" she said unsurely.

"...Like hell you are!" he yelled, snatching the spatula out of her hand and grabbing the pot. As soon as the pot help her hand, the fire died down. "What the bloody fuck were you doing?!"

"Heh, trying to cook something for Kimiko and you," she replied cheerfully.

"You absolute fucking moron..." he muttered.

"You know you love me!"

"Hell no!" He screamed growing red in the face before storming off.

Taisho Secrets

-(Y/n) is now legally banned from every kitchen in the demon slayer corp.

-Not even Rengoku could stomach her cooking.

-(Y/n) single handly put 50% of the demon slayer corp out of commission.

-The upper moons shutter in sympathy.