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Inspired by 'Last Friday night' by Katy Perry. Hermione version, I'll do other versions. I don't think this has a whole lot with being witches or wizards, just the characters.

Hermione called up some friends from her muggle school.
'Hi..Do you want to do something on Friday..?' Hermione asked.
'Yea!'

⚠️On Saturday, after the Friday they were on about.⚠️

Hermione woke up to a random guy in her bed.
'What the..' Hermione murmured really quietly.
She seized her phone and immediately called the group chat that had Ginny,Ron and Harry.
'Pick up..' She was praying in her head.
They all answered.
'Guys!' She hissed.
'Yeah?' They asked.
'Theres a stranger in my bed.'
'Um what.' Harry laughed.
'Theres a pounding in my head.'
'Uh..Drink some water.' Ron laughed.
'Theres glitter all over my room.'
'You were probably doing arts and crafts?' Ginny suggested.
'Well no because theres pink flamingos in my pool!' She sighed.
'Um okay..Well I have blue ones in my cupboard.' Harry joked. They all really thought this was a joke!
'I smell like a minibar.'
'My Lexi's passed out in my yard.'
'Oh my god your poor friend!' Ron laughed.
'Barbies on my dads barbecue..?' She laughed nervously.
'The flip..' They all laughed so hard.
They heard her mumble, 'Is this a hickey or a bruise?!'
'What did you say?!' Ginny laughed.
'Pictures of last night..' Hermione sighed.
'They ended up online.' Ron sighed.
'I'm SCREWED!' She hissed.
'Oh well.' Ginny shrugged.
'Its a blacked out blur..' She strained her memory to think of what happened.
'But I'm pretty sure it ruled.' Ginny said.
'Damn.' Harry said.
'On Friday night..Yeah, We danced on table tops! And we took to many shots!' Hermione smiled.
'Oh wait..I think we kissed but I forgot..EWHH!' She whined.
'Yeah..I maxed my parents credit cards..And got kicked out of the bar..So be hit the boulevard!' Hermione laughed.
'We went streaking in the park..My friends went skinny dipping in the dark.' She laughed even harder.
'Is there any chance you can get me out of this country?' She asked.
'Uh..Why?' Ron asked.
'Yeah uh..I think we broke the law..' Hermione laughed nervously.
'But this Friday night..' Hermione grinned.
'What..?' Harry asked.
'I'm doing it ALL AGAIN!' Hermione giggled.
'Okay but can you tell me what to do because I need this person out of my bed..' Hermione asked seriously.
:Ron and Harry left the call:
'I'm outside your house with the boys.' Ginny said.
'Okay.' Hermione sighed.
:Hermione and Ginny left the call:

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