A murdering metal armed assassin was on the roof of the car, in a panicked stated Sam sing-songingly joked out "Jesus take the wheel!"
A metal arm broke the roof and shot down, ripped the steering wheel right out of the car
"Oh yOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME!"
"Language!"
"Now's not the time Steve" Natasha said.
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Now, a little bit of time later Sam was sitting in the passenger seat with said ex-assassin sitting behind him "Can you move your seat up?"
"No"
Bucky just scooted over like a sweet little cinnamon roll.
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Now, the man he was head over heels in love with was sitting in the living room playing around with his nephews like he was their uncle at the family barbecue Sam invited him too.
