avengers one-shots

Vents (Winterhalk)

Bucky fell asleep in the vents. And Clint decided, since that's his territory, that he'd braid the other's hair as a prank.

Weither that was mean or not,, well he'd figure that out when the other woke up.

Since they were in the vents... Clint was laying on top of the other to braid his hair.

Clint: help
Clint: I'm stuck in the vents being a blanket for the winter baby
Clint: baby*
Clint: baby*
Clint: winter baby*
Clint: SOLDIER********
Clint: OH MY GOD WTF WHY DID IT KEEP CORRECTING TO BABY???

Natasha: well maybe cuz he is one.

Clint: hey, that's mean *pout*

Natasha: no I mean as in he's an adorable little baby

Clint: oh yeah- I forgot it could be used like that
Clint: isn't it stupid that how when you're a kid "baby" is an insult but as an adult is flirting???

Natasha: Yes I agree. America is stupid.

Clint: DON'T TALK ABOUT OUR CAPTAIN LIKE THAT TASHA

Natasha: oh I'm sure America's ass doesn't mind ;)

Clint:...
Clint:...
Clint: you're weird o-o
Clint:- OR MAYBE *GASP* YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON CAP?¿?¿?¿?

Natasha: No you numb skull. I don't like anyone like that.
Natasha: Especially not no man

Clint: you tell 'em queen👸

Natasha: yeah plus anyways he likes Tony.

Clint: oh my god REALLY?! Tell me more

Natasha: I think Stephen (ya know the "wizard dude") also likes Tony

Clint: 😗🍵 oooh shits gettin good

Natasha: and I'm pretty sure Tony likes both and is conflicted

Clint: ain't no way- AIN'T NO DAMN WAY
Clint: that shits hilarious

Natasha: EXACTLY
Natasha: also I have an idea

Clint: Yeah what is it?

Natasha: so do you wanna help me leave a note in Tony; Steve, and Stephen's room? Like a love note which ya know asks them to met at xxx for a date or something

Clint: ABSOLUTELY
Clint: also for someone who's not interested in dating you sure do know how to work it :)

Natasha: Yes. Yes I do.
Natasha: speaking of which how you doing as your boyfriend's blanket?

Clint: oh shit- I totally forgot I was on top of him...
Clint: wait- BOYFRIEND?!?!?!??!?!
Clint: Tasha no- no no no it's not like that it's...

Natasha: I mean YOU were the one calling him baby

Clint: THAT WAS AUTO CORRECT

Natasha: sure it was
Natasha: anyways, just think about it 😘

Clint: IT WAS I SWEAR

*Natasha has left the chat*

[Dang it Tasha! I told you it's not like that] Clint thought as he blushed, laying his head on the other's back, only remembering it was a back after a few seconds.

He jolted up off of Bucky and the other groaned at the lose of warmth and shifted around.

[Dammit.... why are you making me do this?] Clint thought as he layed back down, he couldn't deny that cute face!!! I mean look at him!- so cute and squishy and soft yet strong and defined and sharper than the knifes the brunette carried and so peaceful when he's asleep, so perfect and precious and-

[Wait...]

[Shit...]

Clint definitely had at least a crush on this cutie.

He didn't even know that he liked men- I mean yeah okay he did kiss that one guy in high-school- a-and that one in college and he may have enjoyed it more than he expected and guys may be really hot and-

[Shit..............]

"Dammit, I'm so gay" Clint cried out gayly, voice a mere murmur that only the man beneath him would hear. Good thing he's sleeping-

"Wha'd ya say?" He mumbled, turning his head to look above his shoulder "actually- why are you on top of me?"

"Oh uh- sorry- uh" Clint stammered as he hurried off of the man, allowing him to roll onto his back and look at the man who now sat at his feet.

"Okay so you're not going to believe this but when I tried to get off of you, you pulled me back down like I was a blanket and.... I don't know you were really peaceful and I didn't want to ruin that by waking you so I stayed and became your blanket. As weird as that sounds" Clint stammered, looking down at his hands he fumbled in his lap.

✨️Time skip✨️

Later, Clint texted Peter cuz he knew all about that gay shit 💃🕺💃🕺

Clint: hey, what's it called when someone likes people regardless of their gender
Clint: ya know like they just like them for who they are

Peter: that's pansexual!
Peter: and what, did you realize you had a gay awakening?

Clint: you can blame Mr. Barnes for that 😾

Peter: 😂
Peter: oh my god I ship it

Clint: you what?

Peter: nothing
Peter: but ya know that thing that you and Ms. Black widow do when you like look at people (for example Tony; Steve, and Stephen) and go "I want them to be a couple"?

Clint: Yeah
Clint: and?

Peter: yeah that's shipping

Clint: oh
Clint: OH

*Peter has left the chat*

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855 words.
Nov. 23. 2022.