As i was doodling on my paper during a reading session, i noticed suddenly how zach had come up, and slapped a note on melias desk, CLEARLY meant for her. Alas, being the amazing snoop i am, i grabbed it in a blink of an eye and immediately started devouring it. There, in scrawny and wobbly letters wrote,
Before you throw this in the trash, turn to the back please
Zachary
honestly, i get that ur emotional zach, but this is cringe on a whole other level (srysrysry) i mean, you CLEARLY sound desperate for melias love that you so CLEARLY need, and i would KNOW since i used to be exactly like you, BUT ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL. obviously, i didn't say any of the werid bullshit cuz who wants to hear that right? So i flipped to the back and there stood the CRINGEST SADDEST 7 WORDS I HAVE EVER EVER EVER READ,
how come you hate me so much?
"..."
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME JESUS CHRIST BRUHHH"
"uhh amiee you do realize that's for me right?"
and I AM SO SORRY i sound like a bitch here but this man was literally pining for melias love and compassion by making COMPLETELY INACCURATE ASSUMPTIONS AND IM SORRY BUT AGAIN I CALL BULL.
i handed melia this cursed sheet of dead tree and as she read it i analyzed Zach, who sat directly across us, staring at melia. well this was entertaining hehe... Trying to pry another reaction, i grabbed the dead tree from melia and in pretty cursive letters, wrote,
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i ran to him and threw the tree on his head, and then ran back. Afterwards i watched amused as melia and zachary had a heated conversation that apparently had to be communicated through little notes. After 15 minutes of this, melia started to get a pity emotional, so i stole her paper and BURNED IT MUHAHAHAHA. After that fiasco was sorted, i promptly went back to our fav ship eva, MELIAAAA AND BRENNANNNN BABBBBYYYYYYY!!! honestly i just call it love triangle but srsly. starts fangirling with andrew 😻
Currently Brennan was copying Melias notes cuz he's a fellow half blind person (SLAY QUEEN U GO GURLLLLL) fast forward...uwuwuwu
as melia tried to brainstorm properties of matter, i was not. - " Melia"
"yea?"
"what was our topic again?"
"examples chemical change"
"an example of chemical is if you have a one night stand, you automatically wake up the next day having a deep feeling of dread."
the whole table went dead silent the moment i said this, and then, "...pardon?" from andrew. i started bawling and choked on my own FUVKING SPIT. Alas, my mind was cleansed, and that was all that mattered. I suddenly froze as i realized brennan was walking away from his table. His homework was right there... plus me and melia needed science answers so bad... i tapped and melias shoulder and as she followed my gaze she immediately knew what i wanted. silently she snatched brennans folder and we hungrily dug through his papers.
"what are you doing?"
melia and i froze immediately and sloooooooooooowly turned to see brennan glaring at us. "don't worry," melia whispered in my ear "i got this." i quickly gestured for andrew to start filming. "what do you think your doing with my homework?" i felt the sweat trickle down my neck, but melia just laughed. "give su your homework."
"fine, BUT ONLY THIS TIME, OK?"
melia gave him a friendly wink and brennans face promptly turned into a tomato. as we went back to work, i whispered, "have you ever considered the fact brennan likes you?" she looked at me like i was crazy. "of course i know, duh!" i laughed.
