the part where your simp happens to be a tsundere

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by sapodilla_crimes

by sapodilla_crimes

ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you...ZACHARY LENABURG, PROFESSIONAL TSUNDERE!!!

So, ZACH, what's it like being a tsundere and a simp?

ZACHARY- *fidgets* uh...

IF YOU DONT RESPOND, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU

ZACHARY- "I-" GETS PULLED OFF THE STAGE

ANYWAYS, WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT ZACHARY BEING A SIMP AND TSUNDERE!!

also, to make this just a BIT more awkward...

melia- uhh what am i doing here?

zach- oh no...

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ok lets do this cackles

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it was a nice day, and amiee and melia were writing down some stories during reading time. zachary was, JUST COINCIDENTALLY sitting right next to us. for some APPARENT REASON, he kept shooting glances at melia, and then QUICKLY TURNING BACK-

OK OK WAIT NO THAT WAS- NO THAT WASNT- IT WASNT- OK MELIA ISNT-

uh huh...

ANYWAYSS

FOR SOME REASON, "ugh your such an idiot," and "SHHH-OH MY FU- SHUT UP!!!" didnt sound all that convincing when your face is as red as a tomato...hmm? EVERY 10 SECONDS, he SOMEHOW finds a reason to catch another glance at melia. honestly tho, hugggge props to melia for not going mentally insane by now, (ur mentally insane gurlie) (unlike the rest of us) zach is literally landon but ten times worse :)

anyways that was pretty short but fyi its literally 2 am rn and my head hurts AND i have school tomorrow so... eh.