Iwaizumi: what would it take for you to sleep with Mattsun?
Oikawa: $435 grand. I have a figure for everyone else.
Oikawa: yours is only $75 by the way.
Iwaizumi: what about Ushijima?
Oikawa: there's not enough money in the world.
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Iwaizumi: what would it take for you to sleep with Mattsun?
Oikawa: $435 grand. I have a figure for everyone else.
Oikawa: yours is only $75 by the way.
Iwaizumi: what about Ushijima?
Oikawa: there's not enough money in the world.