#42

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by Aster_Rae27

by Aster_Rae27

Nishinoya: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Yamaguchi: Y-you were putting it in cold water??
Tanaka: Noya. Answer the question, Noya.
Nishinoya: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Tanaka: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?
Sugawara: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it.
Tanaka: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Sugawara: It takes less than a minute.
Tanaka: Suga, is your stovetop powered by the damn sun?
Sugawara: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Tanaka: Like seven minutes?
Sugawara: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like... two minutes? Less than that if you use a saucepan.
Tanaka: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted.
Kiyoko: Every single one of you is a lunatic.
Tsukishima: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?