#7

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by Aster_Rae27

by Aster_Rae27

Bokuto: a mammal produces milk and has hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal
Kuroo: I know you're being facetious but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny
Kenma: what are you talking about
Kuroo: the human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and misleading at worst
Kai: this reminds me of the time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "behold a man"
Kenma: I love how you say "this reminds me of the time" like you were there
Bokuto: listen, if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out then we should respect them
Konoha: I strongly believe the God who created the platypus is most likely still laughing
Bokuto: zeus: *hits joint* okay so like it's gonna have a duck bill, but an otter body, okay? And a beaver tail. Oh, and it's a mammal. But lays eggs.
Kai: hades: wait wait dude. Give it poison. Make it poisonous.
Kuroo: athena: I think you mean venomous, and make sure it has both reptile and bird traits
Kenma: poseidon: it should be aquatic
Konoha: demeter: and where exactly do you expect me to put this?
Everyone: Australia

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