TF2 x Reader but it's written by an AI

Spy X Sniper!Reader but the Spy is also a Sniper and there's a giant robot

You're a sniper, and you're perched atop a building, watching the battlefield below through your scope. You see a figure in the distance, and you take aim. Just as you're about to pull the trigger, you hear a voice in your earpiece.

"Don't shoot. That's one of ours."

 You lower your rifle and sigh. You should have known better. This is just another day in the never-ending war. Suddenly, you hear what sounds like a Spy decloaking behind you.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the great [Name]! I've been looking for you."

You spin around and take aim at the Spy, but he's already gone. You hear his voice again, this time coming from behind you.

"You're not the only one with a scope, you know."

 Before you can react, you feel a sharp pain in your neck, and everything goes black.

----

You wake up with a start in an unfamiliar place. You are tied to a chair with your hands and feet bound, making it impossible to move. The Spy that ambushed you earlier emerges from the shadows.

"Welcome back, [Name]. I hope you're comfortable, because you're going to be here for a while." He walks over to you and leans in close, his voice dripping with venom. "I'm going to ask you several questions. It is in your best interest that you answer truthfully, I hate getting blood on my suit."

The interrogation begins, and the Spy asks you everything he wants to know. What is your team's strategy? Who is your team's weakest link? What are your team's strengths and weaknesses? You try to hold out as long as you can, but eventually you break. You tell the Spy everything he wants to know, and more. When you're done, the Spy stands up and walks away, leaving you alone in the darkness.

----

 Your team is in disarray. Without your knowledge, the Spy has been feeding information to the enemy, and as a result, your team has been losing battle after battle. morale is low, and people are starting to give up hope. But you refuse to give up. You're going to find that Spy and make him pay for what he's done. You eventually track him down to an abandoned warehouse. You burst through the door, guns blazing, but the Spy is ready for you. He's wearing a bulletproof vest, and he's armed with a sniper rifle. You take cover and return fire, but you know you're outgunned and outmatched.

The Spy is a better marksman than you are, and he has the advantage. It's only a matter of time before he takes you down. But you're not going to give up without a fight. You make a run for it, and the Spy takes aim. You brace yourself for the shot, but for some reason the Spy seems hesitant. He lowers his rifle and looks at you. "I'm sorry, [Name]. I never wanted to hurt you."

"What?" You ask, confused.

"I was only doing what I was ordered to do. But I never wanted to hurt you. I hope you can forgive me." And with that, the Spy turns to walk away.

 "Wait!" You shout, running after him.

"What are you doing?" Spy asks.

"I'm coming with you." You tell him.

The Spy looks at you, surprised. "Why?"

"Because I can't let you do this alone. We're in this together, now."

The Spy nods, and the two of you walk away into the night, together.

 -----

The next morning, the news reports that a team of mercenaries has been causing havoc all over the world. They're well-trained, well-armed, and they're taking down enemies with ease. The reports also say that the team is made up of two people: a Sniper and a Spy. You can't help but smile as you think of the new life you and the Spy have created together. You're finally free from the never-ending war. And you couldn't be happier. Your old team, however, is probably not going to be too happy when they find out that you've joined forces with the enemy. But that's a problem for another day.

Which is today.

Your old team, furious with your betrayal, has begun trying to track you down. They won't rest until they find you and make you pay for what you've done. But you're not worried. You're ready for whatever they throw at you. Because you know that you're not alone anymore. You have the Spy by your side, and together, you're unstoppable.

You head out on a mission to take down your old team, and you know that this time, you're going to win.

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You and the Spy arrive at the abandoned warehouse from before. The Heavy and the Medic from your old team are there.

 "Well, well, well. If it isn't the traitorous [Name]," the Heavy says, sneering. "You should have just stayed with us and followed orders. But you had to go and betray us."

"I had to do what I thought was right," you reply. "And I'm not the only one. The Spy is with me now."

"That's not going to save you," the Heavy says, raising his gun.

"We'll see about that," the Spy says, drawing his knife. You ready your gun and take aim. It's time to take these guys down. The fight is fierce, but you and the Spy are victorious. The Heavy and the Medic are down, and your old team is in disarray. With your old team out of the way, you and the Spy are free to pursue your own goals. And you know that together, you can achieve anything.

THEN MERASMUS APPEARS!

"You fools! You think you can defeat me?!"

He casts a spell and teleports away.

"That wasn't very sporting of him," the Spy says, dusting himself off.

"No, it wasn't," you reply. "But we'll get him next time."

You and the Spy walk away into the sunset, ready to take on the world. When suddenly, a giant robot appears out of nowhere!

"I AM THE AWESOME POWERS OF SCIENCE!" it booms.

"Uh oh," you say, gulping.

"I think we're in for a tough fight," the Spy says, readying his knife.

"No, we're not," you reply, raising your gun. "We're in this together, remember? We're unstoppable."

You take aim and fire, and the robot explodes into a million pieces.

"That was easy," you say, smiling.

"Yeah, it was," the Spy replies, smirking.

"Just another day in the life of a Sniper and a Spy." You take aim at the robot, and Spy lights a cigarette.

"Just another day." You nod.

You can't help but smile as you think of the never-ending adventures that await you and the Spy. Together, you're unstoppable. You fight the robot. "for the team" the Spy whispers and you shoot it in the face.

(A/N: You could probably tell, but the bot really wanted to keep this story short and I absolutely would not let it lol. Also the giant robot at the end died 3 different times. Incredible. Truly you and the Spy are a force to be reckoned with.)