Denki: How does someone get pregnant?
Izuku: Well, when two people love each other-
Denki: Like me and Kirishima?
Kirishima:
Denki: Keep going
Izuku: They... They sleep together
Denki: We slept together!
Kirishima: Not like that! No we didn't!
Denki: You're my baby daddy!
Kirishima: I'll punch you in the mouth
Denki: Not in front of the baby!
Kirishima: There is no baby!
Denki: There are two babies
Kirishima: I ain't the daddy!
Denki: We slept together, Kirishima
Kirishima: We slept in the same room
Denki: And now I'm pregnant
Kirishima: You are not fucking pregnant!
Denki, muttering: Look at him cussing at the father of his child
Kirishima: I can't stand you.
Denki: Then why did you sleep with me?
Kirishima: It was a sleepover!
Denki: Kirishima.
Kirishima: Yes?
Denki: I was on the bottom and you were on the top
Kirishima: Yeah, in fucking bunk beds!
Izuku:
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