CREDITS TO DNA FOR GIVING ME INSPRIATION AND MAKING THE WHOLE STORY BASICALLY (Dnananananananananan doesn't have an acc- I think)
It was a fine day.(Cause all stories start with some weather and time for some reason) Rui was like "I'm gonna go make out with my bf, toodles haha" to Nene, and vanished. Nene was like "tf bro?" but didn't question it because this is RUI KAMISHIRO we're talking about. What a madman.
So, Rui magically teleported to Tsukasa's house as the very polite and considerate person he is, hit the quan, and saw Tsukasa making out with a Rui body pillow *insert gasping surprised emoji here because im too lazy to input it on computer* Rui gasped super dramatically because he saw his bf making out with a different uh- version of him, and went to cry and make a Robo-Tsukasa.
Rui kept holed up in his stupid shed of a room because he's parentless and dumb, talking to Robo-Tsukasa and being like "oMg, TsUkAsA-kU- I mEaN, RoBo-TsUkAsA, yOu'Re sO bEaUTifUl" and random weird sh** like that.
Emu and Nene, the bestie girlfriends that aren't lesbian because they don't do stuff like that *hand over face emoji cause i'm still lazy as fork* were worried(???) about Rui. Here is their chatting that I did not steal for proof -
WONDAHOIII - wheres rui, hes not cpming to skool :(
HEIGUARLMYNAMEIZUTSUKASATENMAIAMUWAURLDFUUCHASTAA - you're grammar and spelling repulses me.
gamernene - your*
HEIGUARLMYNAMEIZUTSUKASATENMAIAMUWAURLDFUUCHASTAA - stfu
gamernene - your name is obnoxiously long.
HEIGUARLMYNAMEIZUTSUKASATENMAIAMUWAURLDFUUCHASTAA - rude
WONDAHOIII - but how aboit rui?????//??
So as you see, Emu is very concerned. *smiley face*
So, Emunene busted Rui's garden shed door open, to see Rui passionately making out with Robo-Tsukasa.
Emunene did not know of the existence of Robo-Tsukasa, but Nene was mortified. Emu was like "hWaHHhhh???" and Nene was like *insert stony face thing from Easter Islands or smth I never paid attention to social studies classes in elementary*
Emunene took Rui to a therapist, who happened to be KAITO, which is funny becuase it seems like KAITO needs one himself cause of all the plushies and Miku and stuff-
Anyways KAITO's being all like "uh huh, yep, I get it," stuff like that, but Rui runs out of the window, screaming "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND FATHER" and jumping out, as My Time(close your eyes you'll be here soon ichi ni san shi go fuun toki doki hontou ni netai demo kono waado dekinai oyasumi oyasumi) and Clarity(IF OUR LOVEEEE IF TRAGEDY WHY RU MY REMEDY or whatever the lyrics are) played around him as he fell. He survived because there was a tactically(is that the right word??) placed matress on the floor.
Tsukasa hears this, and visits Rui's home, where he's back to hugging Robo-Tsukasa and rejecting humanity like the old hobo he is. Tsukasa said "OMG YOUR CHEATING ON ME?? IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRUH"
"WHAT KIND OF STUPID PRANKS LASTS FOR WEEKS, I'VE BEEN SOBBING MY EYEBALLS OUT ALSO LIKE, YOU'RE* BOZO"
"WE'RE TALKING HOW TF CAN YOU CORRECT SPELLING-ALSO IT'S BEEN THIRTY MINUTES"
"NAH BRO IT'S DEF BEEN LONGER"
T - "NO"
R - "YES"
T - "NO
R - "YOUR MOM
T - "NO YOU"
R - "L BOZO"
T - "RATIO"
T - "FATHERLESS, MOTHERLESS"
R - "DAYUM THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR, DON'T YA THINK-"
"NO" Tsukasa said, dancing his super cool fortnite move or whatever he does in his freetime.
"WE'RE OVER *angry face*" Tsukasa said.
Then they proceeded by making out vigorously.
The End ^^
This was the first one I ever wrote, sorry if the humor's bad and stuff, tata :)
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HumorHello! This is my first time posting stories online, so please don't judge me too harshly ^^ All characters are not mine!! They belong to Project Sekai/Colorful Stage!! (Or also known as - PROJECT SEKAI, COLORFUL STAGE, FEATURING, HATSUNE MIKU!!)
