BidenxObama ship fanfic (satire)

Morning after

(Quick A/N: Um firstly. I will apoligise for the last chapter.. sorry- OKAYYY now thatts done I wanna clar up that they arre both men but like its fiction so if oe to were say.. get pregnant..??? IVE SAID TO MUCH goodbye enjoy my bebes)

Obama opens his eyes and ros over. 'Where am i- OH MY GD! IM IN BIDENS BED!?' He thought. Obama sat up but when he turned he didn't see Biden sleeping next to him, instead a note. Obama picked up the piece of paper.

'Hey doll, last night was fun. I've headed off to work but when I get back I'm taking you out on a date. So be ready at 7:30pm. -Biden'

Obama smiled, was clearly excited. He walked back to his house and took a shower. As Obama woke up late and took a very long shower (he was singing Beyoncé) once he got out it was already 3pm. Only 4 and a half hours before his big date! Getting out his phone, Obama called his bestie girlypop.. Britany Spears to come and help him prepare for the date.

"Britany hi!'

"Hey Obama, how are you?"

"I'm good... are you free? I need your help preparing me for a date with my hot neighbour!"

"Say less! I am on my way!!" 

15 minutes pass and there was a knock on the door. Before Obama could open it Britany bursts through the door. "Obama!!! Your new apartment is so nice , I see you haven't fully unpacked yet though.. Thats okay I bought you an outfit!" Shouts Britany. "Wow you are to kind thank you!" Says Obama

They spend the next few hours preparing Obama for his date with Biden. Theres a knock at the door, Obama checks his watch. Its 7:30!! "Britany you need to leave now! Go down the fire escape!" Says Obama and with that Britany slides down the ladder as if it were a firemans pole. Obama takes a deep breath and opens the door. "Biden!!" Says Obama. Biden takes a few seconds to admire Obama. Obama's wearing a short black skirt and matching black crop top with 'Lil Cutie' printed on it. He also wears mid-sized Demonia boots,  fishnet stockings and a cute pink  cardigan. Biden is wearing a purple and yellow fancy tux.

They grab eachothers hands and talk about eachothers day as they walk down to the carpark. "Well this is our ride to the resturant" says Biden pointing to a moterbike. Biden helps fit the helmet on Obama, then hops on the bike. Obama then sits behind him and latches onto his waist. They speed through all the traffic and in 10 minutes they make it to the restuarant. They go inside and find their seats. They sit, order food and talk. They can't stop talking, they seem to have a real connection. About 2 hours later they are still going strong but Obama excuses himself to the bathroom after getting a weird feeling in his stomuch. He rushes into the cubicle and sits down, thinking its diarrhoea. Turns out its not; he gets off the seat, turns around then throws up into the toilet. Quickly he cleans himself up and goes back to his seat. "Biden...I just threw up!" Says Obama. "What? Are you okay? To much to drink maybe?" Questions Biden. Obama replys with "No, I've only had iced tea..."

"Biden?"

"Yes Obama?"

"I think.. Im pregnant.." 

OOOOOO CLIFFHANGER AHHAHAHAHHAAHJA sorry ill write the next chapter tmrw, toolazy rn lol also sorry this ones kinda short. GIVE SUGGESTIONS DOWN BELOW IN COMMENTS IN NOT CREATIVE LMAO (ill credit u ofc) 

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