BidenxObama ship fanfic (satire)

Neighbours

Obama pressed the 'floor 5' button inside the new elevator. He was so excited too see his new apartment. Ding the elevator doors opened. Obama clutched his suitcase and being walking through the hallway to his apartment. He unlocked the door and stepped inside. 'Wow this is perfect..' he thought.

He brings up boxes from his car to his room. About 30 minutes later he has one more box.. but this one is really heavy. He drags it from his car and makes to the elevator. Once he gets on his floor he drags it out and take a break. Obama wipes the sweat from his forehead away. 'Almost there' he thought. Suddenly he heard a voice from behind him.

"Need any help?" Obama turns and sees.. him. Obamas face goes red at the sight of the mysterious man. "Uh.. yes please!" Obama replies. The man picks up the box, as if it were as light as a feather. Obama leads him to his apartment and the man places the box next to the others. "Thank you.. uhh" Obama stops waiting for the man to reveal his name. "Biden. And you are?" Obama blushes. 'What a cute name' he thinks. "I'm Obama! Would you care for a drink of something as a thank you for carrying that heavy box?" He replys. "Oh please it was nothing.. but I can't say no to someone as cute as you so, i'm down for a drink." Obamas face instantly goes red. 'He thinks im cute?!' Obamas heart is racing but plays it cool and goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge. 'Shit- i just moved in the fridge's empty..' Obama thinks.

"Uh sorry Biden.. I just realised I dont have any drinks right now.. We could go to a bar or something?" Obama says nervously. "No worries, we will just pop over to my place! I have plenty of drinks.. Hope you like vodka." Biden gets up and goes to the next door down. "We're neighbours!" He laughs as he unlocks his door and invites Obama inside. Obama steps inside and gasps. 'His apartment is so nice!' He thinks. Obama sits on his couch and Biden brings over a bottle of vodka and 2 glasses. They sit there for hours just talking and drinking, talking and drinking. They both end up so drunk they can barely put together a full sentance.

Obama brings his feet up on the couch the and begins rubbing it on Bidens leg. Bidens face turns a slight pink colour. "Obama..." He whispers softly. "You don't know what your getting yourself into..." Obama smiles cheekily "I think I do know.." and he moves closer to Biden. They stare into eachothers eyes deeply for a few seconds before both of them suddenly start making out. Obama sits on Bidens lap and after a minute or two they take a breath.. "Lets take this to the bedroom?" Says Biden, leading Obama to another room.

SMUT WARNING SKIP TO NEXT CHAPTER IF U DONT WANNA READ LMAO

Biden gentally pushes Obama down onto the bed and pins him there. He drunkilly kisses him and then starts unbuttoning his shirt. Biden runs his hands down Obamas body, admiring it and then takes off his own shirt. Obama audiabley gasps at the sight of his abs, holy hell is he ripped. Biden puts his hands on Obamas hips and quickly does a look for consent. (Consent be sexy kids) Once gained he pulls down Obamas pants and then pulls off his own. He takes Obamas bpxers off too but leaves his own on. Biden shoves 2 fingers infront of Obama. "Suck" He orders. Obama does as he says and after awhile Biden takes them out of his mouth. He opens Obamas legs and slowly pushes one finger inside. Obama bites his lip and takes a deep breath. 'Im fine, this is fine.' He thinks. Then Biden puts his other finger in and starts stretching him out slowly. Obama lets out a soft moan. After a little while Biden takes his fingers out. "Ready for the real thing?" He says. He takes off his boxers and his cock springs out. 'Shit hes massive' thinks Obama, feeling slightly insecure about his own. He lays his head back down, bracing for impact. Biden puts the tip in and then slowly puts the rest of his cock in. Obama lets out another soft moan and bites his lip. Biden does a couple pf slow thrusts to get Obama used to it. Obama moans a little louder this time but covers his mouth with his hands. "Let out your moans I want to hear them beautiful." Says Biden. Obama clutches onto the bedsheets as Biden starts thrusting faster. He goes faster and faster each time letting out a little grunt noise. Obama starts loosing his mind because of the feeling of pure bliss. Just before Obama was going to finish Biden pulls out. He gets Obama to sit up slightly and then starts giving him a blowjob. Biden licks Obamas tip and then without warning starts deepthroating him. Obama throws his head back and moans loudly. "I'm gonna- gonna cum!" Obama says and then cums into Bidens mouth. Biden stands up over Obamas quivering body. "Good huh? Yeah well I haven't cum yet so just lie there will you..?" Says Biden, smiling. Obama obeys and lies on the bed. Biden hovers over him and starts jerking himself off. He pumps his hands up and down quickly and Obama just watches. A few moments later Biden cums and it goes all over Obamas upperbody. Some landed around his mouth so Obama licked it up. They clean eachother up and cuddle until morning.

pt 2 or nah?

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