Dorito?

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Night spilled into the sky, you were laying in bed.

You didn't find much in that forest, just the statue and a bunch of trees and nature stuff. It was nice to go out and actually touch grass for once, but you've done enough grass touching. Now it was night and it was time to rest.

You slowly drifted off into a deep slumber, now your mind was going to conjure up some nonsensical dream that made absolutely no sense and made you question your sanity.

Except it didn't. Not this time.

You floated in some sort of black void. You were lucid too, that was a first. You looked around, seeing nothing but black. Well wasn't this boring? There wasn't really anything interesting here, it was quiet and lonely and-

Then you saw a flash of light.

You immediately shielded your eyes when it started to get unbelievably bright. Maniacal laughter filled the dark abyss as you struggled to take a peak at what was in front of you. Finally, the light subsided and you lowered your arms from your eyes.

A triangle floated before you. With skinny, black appendages, bowtie and tophat. Yellow body with brick patterns and one big eye. This must've been the nonsensical part of your dreams.

Or at least you thought it was.

You stared at the creature before you, the only thing escaping your mouth in response was just, "The fuck-?" Suddenly, it moved towards you, getting uncomfortably close. "Now, now, that language isn't suitable for a young little thing like you!" It said, poking your face. With a finger, you moved its hand away.

"The hell are you? A sentient dorito?" It rolled its eye at your question, resting its elbow on your shoulder. "Of course not, the name's Bill Cipher!"

"Oh great, the illuminacho has a name." You crossed your arms, looking away from Bill. "Rude, much." He remarked, soon moving away to float in front of your face. You looked at him again, which now evolved into full on staring.

"So, Y/N, I have a request for you." He started, "Why don't we make a deal?"

A deal?

You thought about this for a moment. A deal? This was a dream after all, it wouldn't be real and it wouldn't hurt anyone. It's not like you were going to end up making a deal with some sort of dream demon that wanted to destroy the world and then fall in love with it because you damn simps are HEAD OVER HEELS over a DEMONIC CORN CHIP.

"Sure, corn chip. What do you want?" You asked, watching him lean back a little. "I'm not an exactly welcomed presence here, I'm sure you know how that feels, right?" You nodded, "And it would surely suck if someone were to find out I was here. Soooo, if you don't tell a single soul that I exist, I'll be your friend!" Well that seemed sketchy. "My friend?" You asked, "That's it?" You paused for a moment, "Deal."

You could tell he would have a wide smile on his non-existent face if he even had a mouth. He then reached his hand out towards you to shake it, which you were about to do. But then you saw the blue flames that engulfed his hand and immediately shrank away. "Nuh uh. If you're going to make a deal with me then maybe don't try to burn off my hand?"

You heard him groan, "It's not gonna hurt ya."

You decided to trust him on that and started shaking his hand, "You will be boiled if this does."

You snapped awake.

You sat up, glancing out the window to see sunlight pouring out from it. Man, that was some weird dream. I sure hope that doesn't come back to haunt me. You then started to change and get ready to start your day.

As you went downstairs, you heard your brother screaming out something, "IT'S GONE, I SWEAR!" Concerned, you entered the living room where you heard Dipper. "Yo, what's with all the screaming-?" You watched as he jumped from the sudden sound of your voice. He turned to you with wide eyes, his hands slightly shaking. "Y/N!" He shrieked.

"Golly gee, stop yelling. I'm right here y'kno-" You rolled your eyes as he cut you off, "Did you see some three sided, yellow demon!?! DID IT TRY TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU!?" You thought for a moment, recalling your dream- Or.. Was it a dream? Three sided, yellow demon? That described Bill, except for the demon part. He seemed more of a goofy ass dorito to you. You made a deal with him though, and you could tell Dipper that. But something inside of you told you to not break the deal, so you decided not to tell him.

"What-?" Suddenly, you felt him grab you by the shoulders, "This is very serious, Y/N-" He stopped talking as a six fingered hand pulled him away from you. He looked up to see Ford, "Calm down, panicking is not going to make Bill go away."

Bill...

So it seems that it must've not been a nonsensical dream.. It was real.

Stanford's gaze soon shifted itself to you, "Do you know anything about a certain demon named Bill?" What do you do? Start lying? Or do you start being honest and break the deal you made?

Without a second thought, you immediately start lying, "No-? Who's Bill?" He seemed to buy your lie, that was good. You could continue playing dumb now. You heard him sigh softly, glancing down before looking at you again, "To put it short, Bill is a dream demon who makes deals with other people. He.. Once almost took over the world, but luckily we stopped him. He was supposed to be dead.. But upon hearing that the statue of him is gone I'm starting to think he's come back."

Well, looks like the satanic chip has some dirt on him. What a surprise, who knew a dorito from hell could cause that much damage. "Yikes.." You started, "That doesn't sound good. I'll be sure to be wary of him."

Little do you know, your lies were going to be the cause of your demise.

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