Jianella : D-drug test?! Carl, give me my phone!
Carl : Here.
Jianella : *calls someone*
Jianella : Zylou! Come to the police station sa tabi ng pharmacy! Hurry up!
Zylou is one of Jianella's bodyguards. He is an alpha and Jianella's schoolmate, pinilit lang siya ni Jianella na maging bodyguard niya.
Zylou (on phone) : YES JIANELLA!
Pulis : Ano yun? Why did you use your phone?
Jianella : I didn't!
Pulis : Whatever, lika, sundan ninyo ako.
*at the drug testing room*
Drug Tester : Hello, I would need to collect your hair.
Jianella : I am not giving you my hair!
Renz : Is there another way?
Carl : *whispers to the drug tester* Maarte po kasi yung girlfriend ko, pagpasensiyahan niyo na.
Drug Tester : Uh, how about urine?
Jianella : NO.
Drug Tester : How about a blood sample?
Jianella : Still a no.
Drug Tester : Saliva.
Jianella : Much better.
Drug Tester : Now, kailangan niyo lang na dumura dito sa container na to.
Renz : Okay.
Maybelene's P.O.V.
Maybelene : Audrey, sana magising ka na.
Audrey's mom : Audrey!
Maybelene : Um, tita.
Audrey's mom : WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DAUGHTER?!
Maybelene : Tita, uminom po kasi si Audrey ng alpha blood, sabi po kasi ni Jianella that it will cure her, pero her condition got worse.
Audrey's mom : THAT JIANELLA, SHE'S GOING TO PAY.
Jianella's P.O.V.
Pulis : Okay na ang results.
Jianella : Ano sabi?
Pulis : Negative.
Jianella : I TOLD YOU!
Pulis : But there's something wrong.
Renz : What do you mean?
Pulis : Lahat kayo, naka inhale ng vampire fart.
Carl : What?
Pulis : Vampire fart is very illegal, we will arrest kung sino yung vampire na nag pa inhale ng alpha fart.
Jianella : Ano naman side effects ng alpha fart?
Pulis : Pwede kayo mag karon ng loss of memory.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Her or Her (GL and jeje version)
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