ꜱᴏᴜᴋᴏᴋᴜ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ.

ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪᴠᴇʀɴ ꜱɴᴏᴡ.

Smut? Probably in its part 2.

Summery: normal, high school roommates, Chuuya and Dazai. Except- Dazai has a "horny" side if that's what you can call it. He's been holding the urge to do those 'things' to Chuuya. Then again, Chuuya never knew about that side.

Warnings: dirty assed thoughts, innocent Chuuya💀.

꒰Third person's pov.꒱

A normal day, just Chuuya, having his beauty sleep. But it was a Monday.. Chuuya kept leaving his alarm at snooze and never waking up. Dazai, on the other hand, woke up with a morning erection. He mentally cursed himself for having another wet dream, a wet dream that inculded Chuuya.

Chuuya never really understood 'sex education' or whatever you want to call it. He somehow passed meiosis and the other sex education related subjects. See, Dazai was 'traumatised' at a young age(werent we all) of course, his guardian, M*ri, traumatised him(NO RAPING I SWEAR). But Dazai wasn't really uncomfortable with those topics, in fact, he liked them. Chuuya, on the other hand, was very uncomfortable with the topic but never really understood it. Just hearing the word "sex" makes him mentally scream.

Back to where we were, Dazai got out his "handy helpers" and started pumping that hardened dick of his. Yes, he was groaning, but it was in a mumbling-like voice, he didn't want Chuuya to hear him. After 5-10 minutes. Dazai cummed on his hand, then sighed at the sight of his cum on that hand. He wished it was in Chuuya's mouth, while his face was a bright red, a lewd fa- that's enough.

Dazai cleaned the mess in his hand, put his pants back up, and straightly (gayly) went to his beloved roommate's room. He stopped infront of the door, took a deep breath, and looked his clothing. He wanted to make sure that there wasn't anything white on it. As he saw that there wasn't anything, he opened the door and—

"Hey, Nakahara Chuuya~! Time to wake up! You slug."

Dazai started off the first two sentences with a cheerful voice, but ended it with a serious/dull voice. Chuuya heard that annoying ass well and covered his head with the pillow. Dazai found that cute and softly smiled at the sight of "his" chibi just trying to go back to sleep.

Dazai walked up to Chuuya's bed, and immediately pulled up the blanket, exposing Chuuya's- belly? He wasn't expecting that. It looked like Chuuya wore a crop top(not really) but his shirt was just up due to his movements while sleeping(am i the only one?). Dazai had a soft/dusty pink colour on his cheeks, he still found that cute. It took a second to get Dazai snap out of his thoughts.

"Chuuuuuuuyyyyyaaaaa!! Wake up! We have school after about- 30 minutes. You know that I can't cook and I don't wanna go with an empty stomach." Dazai babbled out, it's mostly how he gets Chuuya to wake up and start the day. "Asshole.. just starve!.. I wanna sleep." Murmured Chuuya, he was still half asleep. "Chibi~ I know that you care about me~" Dazai flirted out. Yes, he was flirty, but mostly with Chuuya.

"Ugh, fine. But I'm making MY favourite." Finally, Chuuya got up. He was about to fall but gently landed on Dazai's arms, that's one thing Dazai was useful to him. Dazai was absolutely happy, this wasn't the first time, but it makes Dazai happy than he could ever be. Chuuya pulled away from Dazai's embrace, he didn't want to admit it, but it's comforting to have Dazai hug him. He hated actual hugs in general. But Dazai? He liked his.

"Gross. Go suck ass, mackerel." Chuuya said with an annoyed tone while walking out of his room. "Yea, I'd suck yours~" Dazai purred, it made Chuuya confused, but he didn't really care much.

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After finishing their "daily routine" which meant them arguing, Dazai flirting in-between, and them preparing before going to school. It was already spring, the cherry blossoms looked very pretty, it matches Chuuya's uniform, Dazai had to admire him every 5 seconds. One of Chuuya's friends came in to distract the two from enjoying each other's company. It was Akutagawa, of course Dazai disliked him.

"Chuuya-San, good morning." The "Diablo" said, greeting his senior. "Good morning Akutagawa, is there anything you need help with?" Chuuya knows that the only reasons Akutagawa comes to him was for help in homework, or to see Dazai. He(Daz) is in fact popular at their school, but Dazai loathes Akutagawa, somehow.

"I have a question, it's related to sex educati-" "ADADADAH— NO, DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT—!" Dazai immediately cut off Akutagawa, the two males were giving him(Daz) a confused look. "Chuu~Chuu, how about I take care of "your boy" for little moment?" Dazai 'smiled' at Chuuya, but does he have a choice? No. "Well, you can help him with this one, for now." Chuuya didn't even want to try and argue with his 'friend'.

Dazai swiftly grabbed Akutagawa to somewhere, leaving Chuuya alone, but the redhead continued walking to school. "Listen here, don't even dare to ask anything related to sex education infront of Chuuya. He doesn't get that type of shit, and I do not want anyone to understand it." Dazai gave a rather, serious talk to him. Akutagawa was pretty shocked at that.

Akutagawa nodded, and told Dazai about what his homework about. It was quite easy for Dazai, he just likes to play dumb.