Kidnapper: we have your boyfriend.
Mal: Ben! If you hurt him I swear—
Kidnapper: he made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel bad. So can you come pick him up?
Mal:
Kidnapper: I'm going to be a baker.
~~~~~~~~~Do not underestimate the power of Ben's talk no jutsu.
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HumorJust funny interactions between the descendants characters. Pairings are bal, devie, Jonnie, jarlos, huma, gaudrey, Chad and Freddie. Warning: contains mild cursing