JShlatt X Obama

the meet <3

it was a beautiful day in Cat girl Chipotle, the birds where shitting on all the windows, a random man using thanks-giving gravy from 2009 to slick his hair back so he looked super handsome to talk to all the cat girls and boys in the establish ment, a cat fucking exploded... everything was going well...

except for jshart, he was so angrry!

his cat took a phat doodoo dookie caca poopoo on his favorite gun and now jshat doesnt even wanna touch it anymore, he was so upset, he was sitting in a booth near the corner of catgirl chipotle, breathing heavily as his toes curled out of anger so hard his shoes fell off and exploded. showing his long ass toes that where painted hot pink and neon orange, and the pinky toe was black <3

but besides that he was so upset and needed to calm down. awaiter comes up with a strange man behind him, Jshitt looks at the waiter in curiosity with a glimmer in his big brown orbs, the catboy waiter, begins to speak "um hewiow mister :3! i am here to ask you if this kind gentalmen could maybe sit wif u? our estabwishment is full and your the ownly table wif a seat! so you dont mind if you wend him a seat do you owo?" 

the cat boy blushes and sharts in fear in the presence of jshlump... jshlarp looks at the man behind him, not really being able to see the man but not minding anyway... "as long as he doestn fuckin yap my ear off, i just want my neko nuggets and my mily wilk shake and then im leaving!" jshit says angerly

 "tysm sir! :D this way mister obama kun! :3" the catboy says pointing to the table and walking away... JShat peed him pants and pooped a bit when he saw who sat down

IT WAS THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!1!11!!!!!!!

Barak Obama!!!!!

-Authors Note-:

hi, i made the cover and the photo at the top of this chapter, im vry talented as u can see

so like, u should vote to show that u like my editing skills too! 

or im gonna turn your fingers into peanut butter and im gonna start licking

no more fingies <3