Obama loves CatGirl chipotle?

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Jshalrf was stunned by this, MR PREZ??? WITH ME?? AT MY TABLE??? jshlit was to stunned to speak, mostly out of fear the man standing in front of him at cat girl chipotle. he just sat there twiddling his thumbs nervously as the cat boy ushered Obamna to his seat.

"At least it wasn't sleepy joe lol!"

Jshlaft chuckled as he watched the gorgeous man sit down, the sun from the windows seemed to cast the perfect lighting on Obamas face from jshooff's point of view, it made his heart skip a beat for a second, causing him to gulp really hard and sweat nervously.

"What the fuck was that??" he muttered to himself as he scratched his head nervously and began to chuckle to himself, trying to brush away the thought of Obamas warm smile and beautiful skin out of his mind.

"Hello, i am Barak Obama, the 44th president of the United States, it's really nice to meet u sir :3" Obama chuckled slightly as he shyly reached his hand out to Shlart, waiting for a handshake. nervously but as well as nimbly jshlart shakes Obamas hand as he sits down.

"Whut can i get u guys to dwink today?? :o" the cat boy waiter mewled from behind his clip board, and he shuffled around nervously before peeing himself a bit, average cat boy behavior.

jshlatt watched irritatedly as the cat boy proceeded to tinkle himself, it upset him how SOFT the cat boy race has become, long long ago they used to be mighty warriors! now look at them! pissini there pants in front of the president in the middle of a fucking cat boy chipotle! 

jshlatt got up and seized the cat boy by the collar fiercely. "LISTEN YHERE U BETA CUCK, WHAT YOUR NOT GONNA DO IS COMEOVER HERE AND START PISSIN YASELF ALL OVER IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT, YA  HEAR??? HES A GORGUS BODACIOUS MAN WHO DESERVeS THE RESPECT OF YOU HOLDING YOUR BLATTER AT LEAST FOR 3 FUCKING SECONDS U UNSERUMSIZED PENIS CLEANER." he barked at the cat boy who just now fully loaded hsi diaper with poopoo.

then as jshlatt was about to sit down he could feet soft tender long fingers grasp his sides like conforting iron claws "o-o-o-obamnuh" jslarf blushed as obama leaned in to whisper in jshalrfs ear


"I want you."








AUTHORS NOTE!

GOD DAMN YALL ITS BEEN A HOT FUCKIN SECOND

HI

OK BYE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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