Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours, belong to a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, everytime I flush the toilet, I remember you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, If your parents say your pretty, the're lying to you!
Roses are red, that is much true 'cause violets are purple, not fricki'n blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bushes are purple, Peonies are orange, HOLY CRAP! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty what happened to you?
(That's all for now. Im still trying to remember some of it. I totally forgot! Sorry!)