Soundwave × Megatron

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Mintzy: oooo! How fascinating! Today we have another request from itisiMind and today's ship is Soundwave × Megatron!

Miko: Yes! I completely ship it!

Jack: Miko!

Knockout: I agree with the human girl.

Mintzy: I also agree with Miko!

Arcee: Of course you do. . .

Bumblebee: I ship it too!

Arcee: Not you too!

Bumblebee: *shrugs*

Megatron: How many cons and bots am I shipped with?

Mintzy: Oh, a lot actually. Optimus, bumblebee, starscream, Ratchet . . .

Megatron: Enough.

Soundwave: *tilts head slightly*

Breakdown: is it bad I ship it?

Knockout: They just get along so well.

Starscream: Not to mention their history. They've known eachother for decades.

Optimus: These two should not be shipped.

Knockout: Primes jealous.

Optimus: *disappointed in everyone*

Ratchet: You cannot be serious knockout.

Knockout: Hah, you bots are no fun.

Bulkhead: I ship it, just a bit though.

Megatron: This is torture.

Shockwave: This ship is logical.

Soundwave: *In Megatrons voice* No.

Knockout: Soundwave, come on, you have to like him, even just a bit.

Soundwave: *looks at knockout with a blank screen and just Stares*

Knockout: you don't like him? But, you like worship the ground he walks.

Soundwave: *in shockwaves voice* You have no idea what your talking about.

Megatron: Soundwave is an old friend. He has kept me alive and helped me lead the decepticons. We do not feel those feelings you are talking about.

Miko: Awww, you love eachother!

Megatron: Speak again and I will step on you!

Mintzy: awww, he thinks he has power here! How cute.

Arcee: Your terrifying, you know that?

Mintzy: *Smiles widely* Of course I do!

Bumblebee: yeesh! Such a spooky human.

Megatron: Of course I have power here! I am lord Megatron, leader of the decepticons! I don't care about you, your just a human. I am growing tired of these antics!

Mintzy: Just like you don't care about all these wonderful cons that you constantly torture?

Megatron: They are decepticons. They will do as their told.

Mintzy: Is that really all you see them as?

Optimus: Maybe it's best to stop this before we go any farther.

Breakdown: Optimus actually has a point.

Megatron: *growls*

Mintzy: is that really all you see Soundwave as?

Megatron: Soundwave doesn't constantly betray me, unlike the rest of them.

Soundwave: *a little smile pops up on his screen*

Megatron: unlike some of them. *glares at starscream*

Starscream: *slightly jumps*  heheh heh. . .

Knockout: *Smiles wickedly*

Megatron: don't think I don't know about you as well, knockout.

Knockout: Damn . . .

Breakdown: Hey, mintzy, maybe we should . . . Stop this?

Bulkhead: Maybe we should just fight instead! *bangs his fists together and Smiles*

Mintzy: you two are not taking over this episode with your muscles!

Ratchet: Oh thank prime. I couldn't handle that right now.

Bumblebee: So like, most of us ship it? That's great!

Starscream: Its unexpected.

Knockout: But hilarious.

Bulkhead: It's kinda cute ship.

Mintzy: Alright, is that everyone?

Miko: you forgot to get wheeljack here.

Mintzy: oh, right. I keep forgetting about him. *snaps fingers and wheeljack appears on the autobots side*

Wheeljack: Hey! What's up everyone! Am I becoming the guest star here?

Mintzy: actually yeah, at this point.

Bulkhead: mintzy keeps forgetting to summon you.

Wheeljack: hhmm, summon? I like that. Sounds cool and mysterious. Anyways, why was I summoned today? What's the ship?

Arcee: it's Soundwave and Megatron.

Wheeljack: ew, gross. Yes, but also ew.

Miko: understandable.

Mintzy: wow, alright. Guess that wraps up today's episode. Thanks for reading everyone.

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