Y/n:why am I here?
Kazuma:were buying a house for us all.
y/n:do I have to *you deadpanned*
kazuma:yes.
y/n:alright lets go *you enter with the rest* I pick this room *you went in and start decorating it* well lets go eat and then I'll sleep.
*you remembered your home....*
y/n:what do I do about my home. Ah I'll decide later.
*you ate and went to sleep* until
megumin:y/n I need to use the bathroom really badly.
y/n:ughh just use mine *you go back to sleep.*
*in the morning*
y/n:megumin... YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM
megumin:but your better *she snuggles into you*
y/n:you cant keep doing this... (how do I stop this... I got it well I will try it tomorrow).
*she gets up and you burst up and run out*
y/n:she needs to stop that.
Darkness:y/n would you fight me? And beat me to submission and mutiliate me with you powerful, rock hard.
y/n:nope nope nope nope *you run off* Today I will lock the door but first *you run to a bunch of monsters and fight them* Its gettng late I better get back. *You run back* whats for, oh wow crab?
Aqua:yeah its the best food here
y/n:uhh I'm allergic.
Megumin:aww thats too bad.
y/n:yeah *you reach for a bottle of sake*
Darkness:nuhuh your not an Adult yet.
y/n:Ughhh I had plenty of drinks in america why cant I here?!?!?
Aqua:the law states against it.
y/n:Well the law can go to hell I am tired and I wanna drink *you grab the bottle and float until your hand is on the roof* 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗜𝗠 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗞 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗠𝗘 *you begin drinking the sake and the others try and fail to stop you* BUUUURP, see not drunk.
Megumin:I want some too...
kazuma:I'll be going to bed early
y/n:hmm *you followed kazuma until you hear aqua yell* whats wrong?
Aqua:I caught this succubus probabky here to drain you or kazuma.
y/n:oh my god that perv.
Aqua:what y/n?
megumin:yeah what y/n?
y/n:Kazuma went to the equivalent of a strip club, he hired this sucubi to give him.... A "lewd dream" let her go they take a bit of energy and leave she wont bother me.
*against her better judgement aqua lets her go and you locked your door before you go to bed*
y/n:how? I LOCKED THE DOOR HOW'D YOU GET I- *megumin kisses you*
megumin:shut up I'm trying to sleep
y/n:Why me.... she busted in after I locked the door *you see a window open* son of a bitch god damn it.
y/n:alright enoughs enough *you lift her off you get uo, she then proceeds to climb on your back*really?
Megumin:I wasnt done laying on you yet.
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konosuba x male saiyan reader
Fanficgrow, surpass, break, grow and surpass.. that is the way of the saiyan.
