"can you quit comparing my height to your height?"
"Nah deal with it"
Scaramouche is always because of his new partner in crime, but at least they are not annoying as Childe, right?
Anyways goodluck to your journey take yo bags and wigs to this jou...
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With all of that mission and many days passed by, you were working with the Fatui for a month now. And you and Scaramouche is surprisingly became close, even tho you annoy him too much. He was pretty a great comedian because he laughs on his own joke even though its not funny, and since his servants doesn't want to die they joined to laugh to his joke. When you tease or flirt with Scaramouche he will walk away or just get angry. "Hey Scara! Guess what?" You said running up to him happily. "What now?" He said looking at you with a glare. "Do you know ligma?" You asked, "Whos that?" He asked, while he looked at you confused. "Haha.... LIGMA NUTZ" You laughed at your made up joke, and Scaramouche just looked at you with an unknown expression.
Since he wasn't having it he walked away as you tried to stop laughing, "Hey I was just joking! Why are you so mad about it!?" You said as you ran to his side. Even tho he's smaller than you, You know when to stop at joking about it, cause you know, i don't know. "You're coming with me." He said not looking at you, "Sure, but where?" You asked. "To your future grave" "bro wtf" "then to your future funeral place." He keeps on joking about where are you guys going but in the end he finally told it. "Okay im going to tell it". He said with his small soft smile. Damn. "WheEre???" You asked, "We are going to visit Inazuma and visit my mom who created me." He said. "Sure! When are we going?" "Today night" He said, he told you to bring your own clothes in case of emergency and your important things. The both of you part ways so that the of you can start packing stuffs.
Timeskip
Since he is rich enough to pay our travelling, You're the one who payed to talk about the mission you guys have to do. After some talking shit and stuff you guys finally arrived at your destination. Inazuma welcomes you! But you wondered where do they live. "Hey Scara where's your house here?" You asked, "Just shut up and follow me." He said, "I just asked man no need to be fucking so rude." You said, Both of you guys stayed silent and didn't talked. When you guys arrived, the guards bowed to us. 'Did I skip something? When the fuck did this happen?" You thought, walking inside the place it was completely big inside but the furniture inside doesn't have many furnitures.
"So you really have returned Scaramouche..." A female voice said. "Yes I did, where is she puppet?" Scaramouche said with a hint of irritation in his voice. The female appeared she has purple hair with a hair pin and has a lilac color kimono but a different version one, You already recognized her because you were obsessed to her since she was released in the game. "Aren't you her puppet too?" She said, "Can you shut up and tell me where is she?" "Why would I? After what you did to her." "So? I dont care." The both of them argued while you just stand there dumbfounded, also you wished that you have a popcorn. "Enough with the fight you two." Another familiar voice said, "Oh my seems like your two puppets is fighting, Ei." A girl that has pink hair appeared, "Why are you guys fighting?" Ei said. "He came back here lke nothing happened how-" "I invited him here" "what?" "Yes i did I wanted to talk to him." She said.
The both of them stopped fighting which you thanked to god. "You two follow us" Ei said, leaving the puppet to the responsibilities, you and Scaramouche followed them. As you guys entered a near cafe you guys sat down to a table for 4 people. There was an awkward silence in the air and no one dare to speak. It made you comfortable and at the same time uncomfortable. "Hello there may I know your order?" A female approached us, she was kind of shaky when she arrived. We told them our orders and after we said it she left quickly. There was once again a silence in the 4 of you but Yae Miko decided to speak. "Scaramouche may I ask who is this cutie you got?" She said looking at you curiously, "Now that you have said that Miko, are the two of you guys are in relationship?" Ei said, this made you flustered and crazy at the same time, "wait a sec! We are not in relationship or anything!" You said, "Really? When I read the letter Scaramouche send to me he keeps talking about you..." Ei mumbled it but shit you heard it, you looked over to Scaramouche who was looking away but since his hat are off you can see his ears getting red.
"Hahahaha! Scaramouche is in love indeed!" Yae Miko teased Scaramouche, which made him getting angry and all flustered, "Can you stop it!? Theres no way I could fall in love with a fucking pathetic human! Keep that shit in your head!" He shouted irritated, 'ouch' you thought, you were his biggest simp and hearing that hurts your soul. He left angrily, leaving his hat. They noticed your expression in your face so they decided to comfort you and apologize for what happened. "So you are his mom?" "Well yes, since he calls me mom when I created him... I forgive him to what he did, since he apologized to what he did." She said, a smile appeared on her face. "Hey Y/n I have a question for you." Yae said with a smile on her face, "sure what is it..?" You asked, "well do you like Scaramouche?" She asked, "Yeah.." you answered her question and it made you sad since there's no way he will like you.
She took Scaramouche's hat and hold your hand, "Here give it to him, you know he literally likes you but he's ignoring it." She said, "You can do this I believe in you." You got up looking at them once again and waved goodbye. Thank god you managed to finish your food before leaving because you were hungry as hell while you guys were traveling.
