domua: hey akaza.
akaza: what
domua: like would you eat a women?
akaza: what. no.
domua: what if she was a demon slayer? like self defence!
akaza: no i would just run away.
domua: hm. what if she was 1000000,0000 yrs old and on the urge of death?
akaza: still no.
domua: okay.. so a kid and the father get in a car crash.
akaza: what
domua: but only the kid survived and is rushed to the hospital.
domua: but when the doctor saw the kid they was like: "OMG i can't operate on him! he's my son!!"
akaza: what the fuck.
domua: would you eat the doctor?
akaza: ya?
domua: HA! gotcha you bitch
akaza: huh?
domua: the doctor was the kids MOM!
akaza: no.
domua: yes you would totally eat a women!
akaza: but the kid had two dads
domua: ..............
akaza: HA suck my dick-
domua: 😏😏😏😏😏
akaza: wait no-
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