LMK Oneshots (MALE READER EDITION)

Seven Minutes in Heaven HCs

Seven Minutes in Heaven Headcanons... Yay??

MK

Watch out.
MK has innocent looks but he can be tricky.. very tricky.
And also be scared? I dunno why, just be scared.

As for the item he put in whatever thing could hold all of them? I'd guess he put something innocently questionable. I don't really know.

Sun Wukong

Now this is where it gets interesting!
He's probably gonna make a round two if he doesn't have time in the closet
He's kinky as fuck, I'd guess, so watch out, your actions will be used against you

He probably put a smaller version of his staff and when you pulled it out it extended right at your face. You'd have smacked him with it afterwards probably.

Macaque

Husky as fuck
Also somewhat horny
What else must I say? It's Macaque.
Kinda shady, but overall makes you quiver
You're gonna be asking yourself how he handles being so calm even after literally making your knees wobble in the closet
You will not only have dreams but they will be also very wet.. and trust me when it's about Macaque you know he's gonna be VERY aware on the effect he has on you

I dunno, it's a bit tricky to think of an item he'd put.. probably would be something spiky, simple looking but has that shady look into it

Ne Zha (aged up, since canonically he's 12.)

Bold. Very bold.
Yeah it's a point to prove that Nezha is probably gonna have that friend initial
And then he gets dirty-
I'm not sure how anybody is going to react to you coming out of the closet like a mess and Nezha looking completely intact
Literal fucking show off
Don't think he's gonna let you off the hook.. he definitely won't be merciful either

I mean, since it's Nezha, he probably put a flower or something floral there, my bro ain't called Lotus Prince for no reason, right?

Syntax

Now I don't think I could be more wrong to say he'd have that casual demonic personality summoning in the closet
And I quote, he will finish it.
I think he's gonna start slow until your heart is fucking pounding
And by the end there is nothing that can't keep your mind from racing there
Merciless af, I mean, he's a demon, were you expecting flowers?

No doubts he put a spider robot there
Everybody agreed? Good.

Mayor

From my previous fanfic featuring him, you guys should know that I:
See him as sexy tumblr man,
Have no doubt he'd fuck you against the table if he wanted,
Will do as he pleases with you,
And has no hesitation whatsoever in making you SCREAM.
You have something to complain about it? Talk to the wall, I headcanon Mayor speaking spanish and giving you nicknames like cariño or bebé, and he does it with no remorse
Same as Syntax, the same way he started it, he WILL finish.

I can kind of see him just wrapping a present and leaving it there in the bag
Kind of predicts you'll get it?
Yeah he's 100% a menace when in private

There'll be more...
Suggest some if you want, REMINDER, I only do males-