Dallas headcanons

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Payday 2

Dallas
-definitely like a "father figure" for the young heisters and criminals giving advice and such
-younger Dallas and Houston did go to school but only for a little bit
-did stay in middle school for all of it except Houston who got tired of it and left
-did know their parents for only a small time everything else they know about them other family members or those who used to work with them told the brothers
-NO MOTHER NO FATHER THESE BITCHES FUCKED
-Houston is a little shit that's gets on Dallas nerves most of the time
-almost spends all of his money on suits
-most definitely smokes
-and most definitely has health issues *cough* *cough* lung cancer
-doesn't have friends
-basically an old fuck that has lung cancer

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