My, Oh My (Genshin Impact x Reader Oneshots)

Wishing on (Y/N)'s banner (ATFH)

If you guys haven't read 'A Traveler From Hell' yet, I suggest you guys read it if you want to know more about (Y/N). No name would be mentioned here but the story is mostly referred to you, the reader, on what is happening.

Without further ado, let the story start!

Warning: Lots of cursing. You've been warned.

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How you, the player, pulls on our lovely radio demon's banner:

"Today is the day, (Y/N)! I saved enough primogems to have you on my team and I am not wasting it!" you exclaimed with determination as you walked your character through the best spots to wish.

"Alright, I got a great fortune today and lots of primos. Now all I need is hot mommy (Y/N) on my team." you muttered to yourself as you opened the wish menu and clicked on the newest banner mihoyo has released.

Your breath hitched at the sight of her. The Radio Demon. The hot demoness everyone in social media has been simping for. Even wanting to be dominated by her. The (Y/N) herself, posing proudly and gracefully on her banner.

A smile made its way through your face as you continued to admire the demoness. You swore that you could almost feel as if she's staring back at you, staring straight to your soul.

Shaking your head away from the weird thoughts, you looked at the banner in determination. "Alright! Time to wish!" you exclaimed aloud as you pressed the button to wish for a 10 pull.

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"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!"

You cried out in annoyance as you stared at your screen to see another Qiqi.

"Qiqi, I love you and all and I know that (Y/N) is your deer mommy but let me get hot deer mommy too!" you pleaded as you stared at (Y/N)'s banner.

You kept getting Qiqi for every 20 pulls you do. You lost count of how many pity you have left. You doubt you would even get any pity with a C17 Qiqi in your party.

You scrolled through the internet and noticed you weren't the only one suffering. No one has gotten (Y/N) yet after multiple pulls. Even those who whales haven't gotten her yet.

You sulked as you stared at Qiqi who is currently the only one in your party. You thought to yourself that maybe (Y/N) would come home easily if Qiqi is in the party.

"Well Qiqi.. we're both deer mommyless.." you exclaimed with a sigh as you added Aether to your party.

"Will (Y/N) even come home if Aether is also in the party?" you asked yourself as you went back to her banner.

You quickly clicked on the 10 pull and watched as a gold light appeared on your screen. 'Please be deer mommy.. please be deer mommy..' you chanted in your head.

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"WHAT THE FUCK DILUC?! WHY DID YOU COME HOME YOU FATHERLESS SUGAR DADDY!" you screamed out as you fell to the ground in defeat.

"Why won't you come home (Y/N).." you cried out as you stared at the banner, feeling humiliated as you stared back at the grinning demon on the banner.

You noticed you received a new gift in your mail and decided to check on it. Your eyes widened in surprise when you saw the gift was from Qiqi herself.

'Strange.. I thought characters only give gifts during their birthday.. Qiqi's birthday was a few months ago.' you thought to yourself as you noticed the recipe Qiqi gifted you in your mail.

Inspecting the dish and checking it up close, you quickly sat up in your chair. "No way! No freaking way! You're not shitting me are you?" you exclaimed in shock as you stared at the new recipe you acquired: Jambalaya.

"Deer mommy told Qiqi to give this to you when Qiqi is not busy.

She knows she can cook Jambalaya better but thought it wouldn't hurt that you learn how to do the basics of making it, is what she said.

Before Qiqi forgets, please tell deer mommy to go to Bubu Pharmacy so we can harvest medicinal herbs together."

-Qiqi

You finished reading the letter as you quickly used Aether and teleported to Wangmin Restaurant and cook the new recipe you got.

You quickly scrolled down the list of dishes in your menu until you finally found the recipe for Jambalaya. You were impressed when you read the description of the dish. "Holy shit.. it can fully heal a character at any health." you muttered out loud as you went to click on Diona to cook the food but noticed something strange.

"WHAT THE HELL? EVERYONE IS COOKING THIS GOOD SHIT??" you said as you stared at every character that you have. Your jaw dropped as you read that every character can cook Jambalaya.. you were more impressed that Ayato won't even dare to add any weird ingredients to the dish that may give the other characters food poisoning.

You tried to hold back a laugh as you looked at Raiden Shogun's status regarding the dish.

'This character still cannot cook'

"Even the other characters are simping for hot demon mommy too. Not gonna lie, I'm also down bad for her." you stated as you cooked a few dishes of Jambalaya until an idea struck you.

"Is this a sign? Is it like a ritual on how to get her since she's practically a demon?" you asked yourself as you went into big brain mode.

You quickly used up all your ingredients in your inventory and made a lot of Jambalaya dishes. "Do I need a summoning circle though? Can I even make that?" you asked yourself as you moved Aether towards the beach on where he and (Y/N) met during the first scene of the game.

As if your wish was granted, a giant red circle began to form around Aether. Your eyes widened as multiple symbols carved itself along the sand until a symbol of a deer appeared in the middle.

"What in the fuck of all fuckery just happened.. is this some kind of SAGAU shiznich??" you asked aloud as you looked around your room for any signs of disturbance but fortunately found none.

You went back to the banner and paled at the primogems left in your hold. 'It's just enough for a one pull..' you thought as you sucked in a breath and use the remaining primogems you have left.

You watched the blue star glide across the sky, you were crossing your fingers as the blue star turned to gold.

"YEHEHESSSSS MOMMY IS HOME!!" you cried out with tears of joy as you jumped from your chair.

You immediately went through (Y/N)'s character tab and equipped her with the best and strong artifacts you've been farming before her banner came out.

"Since I'm going to be saving up some primos to get your microphone staff, you can use the staff of homa for the time being. Forgive me mommy, I don't have enough primos and I'm only f2p." you exclaimed with a small laugh.

You didn't notice (Y/N)'s grin widening as you watched her twirl the polearm you equipped between her fingers with grace.

You awed at the sight when you saw one of her idle animations begin to play. (Y/N)'s shadow self appeared behind her and grabbed her polearm, dancing around her and laughing.

'Shadow friend is the bestest friend.' you thought to yourself as you let out a yawn.

"My, looks like someone needs a good rest."

You looked at your screen in shock as you stared back at the demoness. 'I'm starting to hallucinate things.. maybe I shouldn't have drank two cans of red bull and coffee.' you thought to yourself as you created a party and placed (Y/N) on the front, along with Qiqi, Aether and Klee.

You nodded in satisfaction at the party you created and let out another tired yawn. "Alright. Now time for bed." you said aloud as you gave a tired smile to (Y/N) before you began to log off for today.

You didn't notice a certain demon grinning and waving at you.

"Goodnight, darling. Sweet dreams."