Pov ryukyu
In my living room miruko eats carrot lying on my sofa
Miruko: BAHAHAHAHA
Ryukyu:....you're done
Miruko: HAHAHA....ok I'm done
Ryukyu: it's not funny
Miruko: except the part where one of the biggest heroes in the world can't speak to one simple dude
Ryukyu: except for the part where he's not just a guy, but my crush from years ago who I haven't spoken to in years
Miruko: scared of à guy you have no idea if he'll be there
Ryukyu: how can I possibly do ?
Miruko: show him who's boss, dude want to play dom? Beat his ass...or atleast show him you're stronger and then hell be wrapped around your finger
Ryukyu: I don't want to control him, I want to just date him like any normal woman would date someone
Miruko: my man and I have a healthy relationship and he knows what to do and what to not do, and I know the same
Ruukyu: yeah but...how do I speak to him....like flirt and all
Miruko: how do you talk to men
Ryukyu: he's not like any man to me
Miruko: be assertive, make sure he see your best sides and also if you have rivals, beat them up
Ryukyu: WAIT WHAT?
Miruko: yeah before we started dating, but that idiot thought I was the bad girl in this situation, so he took her on a date
Ryukyu: it didn't go well?
Miruko: oh it went well...till I decided to crash their date
Ryukyu: you ruined their date out of jealous?
Miruko: no I ruined their date to show him I was made for him
Ryukyu: I'd never do that?
Miruko: BAHAHAHAHA ...you shouldn't hesitate...I mean I blocked my man in a corner and gave him the "eyes"
Ryukyu: I hope he'll come
Miruko: you better hope he comes in multiple ways HAHAHA
POV Sarah
Y/n: Sarah did you see my cartoon Tie ?
My uncle ask as I decide to hide his cartoon covered tie...that's great to do stuff like hanging out but you can't really flirt with a Tie with Stewie Griffin on it...it's best to have a normal tie, I'm trying too have y/n to get laid for one reason....he fucking deserve it, he could get à girlfriend....of course He better still take care of me ....I mean that's what he's been doing since....ever since my mom....ever since she asked y/n to watch over me because she thought that traveling every week around the world ...anyway he need to find someone because he's awesome
I put the tie next to blutch our cat
Sarah : alright blutch you better hide this from y/n...and from the dog too, you know how chesterfield gets when you or I disobey y/n...even if he didn't give orders
Blutch leaves with the tie as our dog chesterfield walks close but not close enough
Y/n: well I guess I could go with the Black one then right?
Sarah: no, go with no tie, they are à weapon for women who seduce men use it to pull them closer to them
Y/n: where did you see that?
