Pov miruko
Miruko: if we destroy the wall we could make the dining room bigger
Y/n: why would we make the dining room bigger? We eat in the kitchen
Miruko: in case we have guests
Y/n: nobody eats in a dining room
Villan: he's not wrong
Miruko :SHUT UP, NOBODY WANT TO HEAR YOUR GARBAGE OPINION.... babe, if I remember correctly I am the one who kinda bought this home
Y/n: i dont see how that correlates
Villan: no, she has a point
Miruko: see?
Y/n: didn't you say something about not wanting to hear his garbage opinion?
Miruko: Don't focus on details babe
Villan: yeah dude
I kick the villan into a wall and glare
Miruko: NOBODY INSULT MY HUSBAND
Y/n: he had already been captured
Miruko: as the alpha in the relationship, it's my duty to defend your honor
Y/n: when did we ever establish that you were the alpha
Villan: you do give off a bottom energy
Y/n: shut up nobody cares what you think of me
Miruko: we still need make the gym too
Y/n: told you to use the biggest room in the basement
Miruko: I'm not having my gym inthe fucking basement babe
Y/n: why not?
Miruko: because it sucks and since litteraly every signed papers on the house in my name... yes I decide
Officer: thanks for-
Y/n: then where would you put your gym?
Miruko: next to the kitchen, there's a window so you can check me out while I train
Y/n: that's my study
Miruko: you don't need a study
Y/n : where would I work?
Miruko: on rhe fucking dining table y/n
Y/n: that's dumb
Miruko: y/n, the only meat that bitch ass table has ever touched is you, why the hell do we even have this fucking shit
Y/n: everyone has a dining table
Officer: he has a point
Miruko:if I want abitch ass opinion from a loser, I'll ask one of his students
Y/n: don't drag them into this now
Miruko: I drag who I want, when I want, where I want
Y/n:besides, I'm not having your disgusting sweaty body scent when I cook
Miruko: so my scent is disturbing you but not the weird shit scent from your family recipes are OK
Y/n: you said you liked these
Miruko: like the taste, hate the scent
Officer : you two seem to be in a private argument-
Y/n: it's not an argument
Miruko: yeah, we're just debating
Officer: well-
Y/n: no injuries from civilians.
