Pov y/n
I get in the principal office and see my daughter annoyed
Y/n: sorry I'm late, something came up
Principal: mister l/n do you know what happened?
Y/n:...no
Sarah: he moan like a bitch because I made a worm hole which I can control and-
Principal: black holes are very dangerous according to research-
Sarah: I Said worm hole not black hole
Principal: there weren't any worms coming out of that hole miss l/n
Sarah: why do I have to talk with a dumb donkey?
Principal: EXCUSE ME?
Sarah: don't worry idiot, your not responsable for your stupidity
Principal: WHAT, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-
Y/n: you made me come all the way here for what exactly ?
Principal: SHE SENT HER TEACHER GOD KNOWS WHERE
Sarah: god knows when would be more accurate, but that's alot to ask you to be a tiny bit accurate
Y/n: well if that's all we'll be going, if you don't mind
Principal : and what will we do about the teacher?
Y/n: we'll take care of it tomorrow it's not that urgent is it?
Principal : but....but
I leave with my daughter and go to my car
Sarah: so....what will it be?
Y/n: what are you talking about ?
Sarah: shouldn't you....ground me or something ?
Y/n:...why should I?
Sarah: I sent à teacher in ancient greece...if my calculations are correct
Y/n: so?
Sarah: isn't that you know....worthy of being grounded or something?
Y/n: your mom send us through time and space à few times, or even alternative universes
Sarah: REALLY ?
Y/n: yeah there was a woman version of me once, kept hitting on me...with the guy version of your mom
Sarah: and what happened ?
Y/n: not very confortable talking about it
Sarah: does mom know you cheated on her with alternative versions of you 2?
Y/n: I'm not talking about that, all I'll tell is that she know what happened in that room
Sarah: ok...so....don't take it the wrong way, but I wanted mom to be the one coming
Y/n: I know
Sarah : when is she coming home, she's been in her lab for 3 days dad
Y/n:I know, but that's your mom, she's like that...she'll be home tonight
Sarah : says who?
Y/n: have I ever lied to you?
Sarah: santa, the tooth fairy....do I need to go on?
Y/n: those are a bit unfair
Sarah: you could've told me the truth and still given gifts, mom's idea was exactly that
Y/n: where's the fun in that ?
Sarah: dad you may be the cool parent but that doesn't mean you're funny
