the court date arrives.you finally get to see the handsome saul goodman right in front of you outside the courtrooms doors. "oh, y/n. its so lovely to see you again!" he says while smiling. you blush at the thought of him holding you and making out with you succulently while the two of you watch the hit tv show Better Call Saul. he fixes your tie for you and you engage in a conversation about TWICE once again until the hearing starts.
"so, mr.goodman, whos ur bias? you ask
"oh it's just saul~ but my bias is jeongyeon!"
"no way bro....me too!! i love her I LOVE I LOVE I LOVEEEEEEEEE JEONGYEONNNNNN" you yell in excitement. the court room can hear you from outside and calmly asks you to keep quiet.
"nice to see that i have a client with good taste." the lawyer says, smirking at you. god, hes so hot. you cant handle it..you feel like you're going ti c-
"ORDER IN THE COURT" the judge yells, and a gavel comes banging down twice (haha funni get it)
you nervously stand there while your lawyer tries to defend you, and tries ti reduce your 8,092 year jail time to none and a day of probation.
"your honor, my client was simply, just a silly little guy." he says, in response to the judge's yelling about his "war crimes" or whatever smh
the court case ends after 6 hours of back and forth, and it's decided that you dont get any jail time, and not even a day of probation. you feel..happy. this is the best lawyer you knew. all your other lawyers refused to help you before..but saul...h-hes...hes special. you feel some sort of warmness in you when you're with him....is this...attraction?
he had a way with words...oh, and he was so painfully amazing to look at. you couldn't get enough of him..ngh
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Lãng mạnthis is half satire DEDICATED TO MS RYAN FROM CANADA THE CANADIANS LOVE U X
