episode 1- pilot

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Old dipper pines "Ford & stan's apprentice":summer may be over,but fall is beginning,i was ford & stan's apprentice,name,dipper,nerd name,mason pines,no one knows what happened in "weirdmageddon",but Ford zapped stan's memories,very well then Bell,Bed,now!
Mabel:okay,okay,you can date little gideon now!
Old dipper pines "Ford & stan's apprentice":really,thanks! (goes out to see little gideon,but luz noceda,goku,vegeta,kirito,asuna,leafa,alice,timmy turner,asuno,denzel crocker,sinon,gabriel "gabriel dropout",janshin "janshin dropkick X",mayor goodway and kanna "miss kobayashi's maid 🐉" squished ghost eyes,one of gideon gleeful's bully kicking angels)
Gideon gleeful:my little bully kicking angel,there,there!
DWSMSM22:(Farts colors from SWR Z2 game soundtrack First part)
Jojo siwa:my world's getting worse to my dismay!
Shadels:and i simply look the other way,no longer,i falthered no longer,i worried no longer!
Rin kagamine:i will not,lose today,and a day after that!
Miku hatsune:with this one word,you give me now!
Kira justice band:to stand and take action,you give us hope that i'll never lose!
Flow:god do aku kiseki ro shimi naku akita sonata kushita!
Miku hatsune:i won't forget,your unexpected smile,it shines like a light from above,so i let 👐 the window that i always kept shut,i keep them close,with every passing moment,it feels like it might change our worlds,until the day that they're always be that part of me now!
Ghost eyes:i'm Fine,i'm Fine!
Luz noceda-pines:where am i!
Mabel pines:well new dipper,you landed on gravity Falls,oregon,oregon gravity falls,yay,eeyup,you landed in the sleepy town called gravity falls!
Fiddleford hadron mcgucket the old coot:grabby,grabby! (grabs baby kira's mo' mozzerilla 🍔 as she cries as fiddleford mcgucket ate it)
Baby kira dawn star:brookie 🍪,fiddleford stole and eat my sandwich!
Brookie cookie:i'll go to denny's to get it back!,geass,i command thee to take me to denny's,can i get a mo' mozzerilla 🍔 to go!,there,your sandwich is back!
Fiddleford hadron mcgucket the old coot:grabby,grabby! (grabs baby kira's mo' mozzerilla 🍔 as she punches him in the chest) ouch! (cries as he runs for his life) i'm running for my life,i'm running for my life,i want my son!
Benji mcgucket:there,there,next time baby kira,punch my dad in the chest again or you'll be in time out,i'm watching you!
At greasy gus' diner
Lazy susan:here mabel pines and Luz "dipper" pines,on the house!
Goku:ramen please!
Vegeta:steak please!
Timmy:milk,vitamin D!
Kirito:bourbon in the rocks please!
Sora strife:make it two!
Ring ring:noodles please!
Ruby snow:pop tart,prefer 🍓!
Blendon blandon:new time anomalies,got it,what are you looking it!
Rolf:a hair from lazy susan,jeez,no time anomaly there,keep searching!
Blendon blandon:new time anomalies,Find something,gotcha warden wrath!
Rolf:a monster from the boiling isles,jeez,no time anomaly there,keep searching!
Blendon blandon:new time anomalies!
Mabel pines:a time anomaly is solved!
Ford pines:solve a mystery!
Scrooge mcduck:or rewrite history!
Blendon blandon:okay!
At the boiling isles
King of demons:huh,where are luz & eda!
Polly plantarr:at gravity falls,or should i say "wartwood 2",jeez!
At wartwood
Hop pop:polly,you want to go on a adventure,jeez,magic is for someone!,jeez!
At the time anomaly crew center
rolf:well blendon blandon,you did get two time anomalies right,but there are time mysteries to solve and time treasure to Find,go to gravity falls,good luck!
At master roshi's house
Raditz:quit wasting my time now,if you Find the dragon balls,i'll spare you your daughter named chihan!
Chi-chi:put her down!
Chihan:grandma,help!
Raditz:you got one hour!
Miku:you can't take our chihan dawn hatsune away from us,she's our baby girl,i dated chi-chi!
Grandpa goku:huh,no,chi-chi,gone!,damn you miku hatsune!
Miku:no one's taking her away!
Ox king:right,she's chi-chi's 👧!
At planet namek
DBS goku:vegeta,we are here!
Luz "dipper" pines:shuddup!,did ya hear us now!
At area 11 charles vi britannia francis monty-duponte study prep
Brookie cookie:we are here to stay and that is that!
At the mystery shack
Head of wax larry king:i'm chasing after the 🐀that stole my 👂,well mabel pines,larry "dipper" king says that the llama hair is good choice,the llama hair,llamas are nature's beautiful creatures!
Mabel pines:thanks dipper!
Amanda lee:seasons have changed,winter turns to spring,summer has come,fall has leaves changed before your very eyes,years has passed,decades have gone by,we are the heritors of gravity falls!
DBS Goku:next time on Gravity falls Z kai,Sara B. Was nice to molly!

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