10. Louis and Zayn

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Again, they have each other's numbers - this isn't an Instagram dm.

Louis
WHAT-
HARRY LIKED MY POST
HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW I EXIST-

Zayn
Is Niall the reason?

Louis
i did tell him i liked harry at some point
but, if he did, why would he show harry my picture
niall's a weird ass bread stick tho
who knows what he'd do tbh
#loveyouniall
#hesnevergoingtoseethisbutohwell

Zayn
I'm not surprised
He seems like the kind of guy to set people up

Louis
yeah
but i'll be the one setting up you and liam

Zayn
Pretty sure Liam doesn't even know we exist so good luck with that

Louis
yeah, but we're friends with niall, niall's friends with harry and probably liam cause harry doesn't usually go anywhere without liam

Zayn
Stalker

Louis
like you didn't know that
you literally have a life-sized cardboard cut-out of liam

Zayn
You've got a toothbrush that plays a two minute recording of Harry so you know how long to brush for

Louis
you've got pants with liam's face on it

Zayn
You've got every piece of Harry merch you could get your hands on

Louis
you've got every edition vinyl edition of liam's music you could get your hands on
and you DON'T EVEN HAVE A VINYL PLAYER
doesn't make sense to me

Zayn
I've explained before that they LOOK COOL ON MY WALL BUT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND MR. MESSY-WITH-NO-INTERIOR-DECORATION-STYLE

Louis
 don't need interior decoration style when i got harry styles

Zayn

ZaynThat was worse than whichever puns of Harry's you quote fifteen times an hour

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Zayn
That was worse than whichever puns of Harry's you quote fifteen times an hour

Louis
IM UNAPPRECIATED

 Zayn
Right...

Louis
I'm going somewhere people like me

Zayn
Your mother's house?

Louis
no
Twitter

Zayn
Ah...
Ok
Have fun then

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