Again, they have each other's numbers - this isn't an Instagram dm.
Louis
WHAT-
HARRY LIKED MY POST
HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW I EXIST-Zayn
Is Niall the reason?Louis
i did tell him i liked harry at some point
but, if he did, why would he show harry my picture
niall's a weird ass bread stick tho
who knows what he'd do tbh
#loveyouniall
#hesnevergoingtoseethisbutohwellZayn
I'm not surprised
He seems like the kind of guy to set people upLouis
yeah
but i'll be the one setting up you and liamZayn
Pretty sure Liam doesn't even know we exist so good luck with thatLouis
yeah, but we're friends with niall, niall's friends with harry and probably liam cause harry doesn't usually go anywhere without liamZayn
StalkerLouis
like you didn't know that
you literally have a life-sized cardboard cut-out of liamZayn
You've got a toothbrush that plays a two minute recording of Harry so you know how long to brush forLouis
you've got pants with liam's face on itZayn
You've got every piece of Harry merch you could get your hands onLouis
you've got every edition vinyl edition of liam's music you could get your hands on
and you DON'T EVEN HAVE A VINYL PLAYER
doesn't make sense to meZayn
I've explained before that they LOOK COOL ON MY WALL BUT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND MR. MESSY-WITH-NO-INTERIOR-DECORATION-STYLELouis
don't need interior decoration style when i got harry stylesZayn
Zayn
That was worse than whichever puns of Harry's you quote fifteen times an hourLouis
IM UNAPPRECIATEDZayn
Right...Louis
I'm going somewhere people like meZayn
Your mother's house?Louis
noZayn
Ah...
Ok
Have fun then
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Damn, The Sass
FanfictionThe social media Larry and Ziam story where Louis & Zayn have the sassiest fans in the world.