Damn, The Sass

24. Louis & Zayn and Harry & Liam

Louis & Zayn

Louis
I AM FREAKING OUT
WHAT IF HE HATES ME

Zayn
Didn't he call you cute that one time?

Louis
Well, yeah
But he might hate my personality
FUCK ME

Zayn
Not doing that
But I don't think it's possible to hate you mate
Especially from the perspective of someone who thinks you're cute

Louis
Thanks, Z

Zayn
You're very welcome
HOW DOES ONE INTERACT WITH THEIR CELEBRITY CRUSH?!!?!!!??!!!!?

Louis
HOW, pray tell, WOULD I KNOW????

Zayn
You're more social than me???

Louis
Maybe but thaT'S NOT REALLY REVELANT RIGHT NOT
*RELEVNAT
*RELEVANT

Zayn
WE'RE DOOMED
OUR CELEB CRUSHES WILL HATE US

Louis
Dramatic, much

Zayn
SAYS YOU

Louis
Yes, I do say that

Zayn
🙄😒

Louis
HARRY MIGHT HATE ME

Zayn
LIAM MIGHT HATE ME

Louis
At least Niall will be there
He doesn't hate us
... to my knowledge

Zayn
He definitely knows about our crushes
Is he trying to set us up??

Louis
It's Niall
Who knows what he's up to?? Ever???
I'm getting in the car
You need anything on the way home??

Zayn
NO
Just get your arse back here so we can scream and freak out and scare cat lady together

Louis
Sounds like a plan 💅

Harry & Liam

Harry
Niall invited some people to come with us to London Pride tomorrow

Liam
Nice
Who did he invite?

Harry
We've never met them before
It's his two model friends

Liam
The ones he posted about a little while ago??

Harry
Yeah, them

Liam
We'll finally meet the boy you raved over for like three days
It was concerning

Harry
Leave me alone
HE WAS SOOOOO CUTE
I know you liked the other one
You literally follow him
And I'm pretty sure you agreed he looked good once

Liam
Are you stalking my socials?
Don't you follow your boy?

Harry
I should do that
Be right back

Liam
I'll say bye then
I know you'll stalk his entire page and screenshot all of the photos

Harry
NO I WON'T

Liam
You will
Have fun
C ya tomorrow

Harry
See you :)

Liam
:D

Zayn and Louis

Zayn
*laughs evilly*
You're gonna flip when you see
More screaming than when Liam followed me probably

Louis
ASKDJITUREOSPSNVVK
I just got parked and checked my phone
I LITERALLY SCREAMED
WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

*Read 06:13 pm*

A/N: You have to wait another chapter for them to meet *laughs evilly*