Damn, The Sass

43. Niall and Liam

Niall
You cannot just post pictures of a fancy restaurant and dip, my dude.

Liam
Sorry

Niall
Nope, no sorrys.
I am merely saying that I require more context.
Like, who are you with? Is it who I think it is?
Where are you?
Are you going to bring me left over food?
Can I go to your apartment and eat your food?

Liam
Someone, I don't know, LA, probably not, I'd rather you didn't.

Niall
You'd rather I didn't??
That's not a no.

Liam
It pretty much is, over-excited leprechaun. 

Niall
Anyway, are you out with someone you met at a London Pride Parade?
Who you are definitely obsessed with?

Liam
I am not obsessed with the person who's with me. I am simply on a second date with him. Who thinks I'm obsessed?

Niall
Only me
And Louis and Harry
.... and all of your fans
You're quite transparent, Leeroy

Liam
Ok, maybe I like him quite a lot

Niall
SECOND DATE???!?!?!???!?!!!!
WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THE FIRST ONE???????

Liam
He told the world on Insta that one time.

Niall
IT IS WHO I THINK IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
I'M TELLING LOUIS

Liam
Why are you telling Louis?

Niall
Get Zayn's permission for me, and I'll tell Louis and then we can place our bets or do whatever it is co-captains do.

Liam
Zayn says yes, and so do I for what it's worth.

Niall
That was obvious when you didn't immediately make me not do it.

Liam
Co-captains?? What are you co-captaining???? 

Niall
Your ship, of course
Toodaloo, Lover-Boy Leeroy!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, that rhymes 🤣 

Liam
Bye, Niall -_-