Bose: When do you usually go to sleep?
Chapa: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
Bose: Don't stay up all night, Chapa. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
Chapa: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Bose: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Chapa: They're not.
Bose: Haha, very funny.
Chapa: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Bose: No... what happened?
Chapa: ...Why would you fall for this again-
Bose: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Chapa, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Chapa: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Bose: Mine just says "Bose no."
Chapa: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Fanfiction20 chapters cuz I can't be bothered to make more. 5 quotes per chapter Ships included:- Bapa
