Bapa incorrect quotes

19. Last chapter

Bose: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Chapa: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Bose: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Chapa: Is it working?

Bose: How do I tell Chapa that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée (wth is this)?

Chapa: I love you.
Bose, not paying attention: What was that?
Chapa: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

Chapa: Relationships should be 50/50. Bose cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Chapa: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Bose: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.