1. Romantic (LMAO)

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Bose: You're not jealous, are you?
Chapa: No!
Bose: Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Chapa: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Bose: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Chapa: I said within reason, Bose. How about I murder that guy?
Bose: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Chapa: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Bose: Bro-
Chapa: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Chapa: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Bose: I think I'm falling for you.
Chapa: Then get up.

Chapa: Are you trying to seduce me?
Bose: Why, are you seducible?

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