Peter Parker Oneshots

Piercing

Peter has earrings.

Sure, it wasn't well-known to anyone that he has those beautiful pieces of metal that are called earrings, but he still has those. Unless you took a closer look, you're physically unable to see the tiny hole that's in his earlobe.

The way the others know is completely different.

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Wanda, Pietro, and Peter were going to a nightclub party. They found out that every person in Manhattan under the age of 18 is allowed, so there will be a lot of underage drinking, loud music, dancing, and hook-ups.

Wanda was in the mood for dancing, Pietro is in for the music, and Peter is there for some alcoholic drinks.

They stared at the phone, then glanced at each other before nodding and dashing off to their respective rooms.

They spent a few minutes dressing but they came out in a fashionable order.

Pietro came out first, wearing a sleeveless black shirt with a ripped denim jacket. Dark blue ripped jeans with a pair of black converse. His hair was styled sideways and he secretly used Wanda's lip balm, not that she knows of course.

Next came Wanda, who was wearing a scarlet red makeshift crop top and a matching mid-thigh skirt. Fishnet leggings and a pair of scarlet red high heels. Her hair was in a half-up bun with glow-in-the-dark star-shaped hairpins stuck in it. She has thick wings with sangria eye shadow, rose lipstick, and light blush.

Lastly, Peter came out. He's wearing a white baggy shirt with an apple red jacket that reaches to his waist with the sleeves rolled up. Stone-washed ripped jeans with a pair of red converse. His hair was messed up and he was wearing color-changing lip balm. The most surprising thing though, he was wearing ruby earrings.

Pietro and Wanda looked at Peter's earrings, fascinated.

"Peter, you wear earrings?"

Wanda's voice softly echoed through the halls. Peter smiled slightly before replying.

"Yeah, I do. I got them before the spider bite. Now let's get this party started!"

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-2-

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This time was found out completely on accident.

Harry (idfc bishes :) ) asked him if he could come to a formal party with him. He asked Tony, he said yes, he gets driven to the party, stays for a few hours, comes back, and this is the thing he was idiotic enough to do.

At 2 AM, the time that he got back to the compound, he took off his earrings and placed them on the kitchen counter, promptly after getting himself a glass of water, then went straight to bed.

In the morning, Bucky woke up first. He strolled into the kitchen and found a pair of pearl earrings laying on the counter. He made a confused look before shrugging and getting cereal.

Taking 2 scoops in, Peter strolled into the kitchen along with Natasha and Clint. Actually, it's more of a Peter being carried by Clint walking alongside Natasha but who cares.

Peter looked half dead with lipstick smudged on the corner of his mouth. The spiderling unconsciously moved his hand towards his earrings and took it, storing them in his pocket. Of course, this didn't go unfazed by the spies and assassin in the room.

"Pete, are those your earrings?"

Peter, being half dead and not even acknowledging his surroundings, replied in a sassy and tired tone.

"That's what Harry asked. Yes, those are mine."

The 3 people in the room blinked a few times before going along with their day.

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-3-

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Ned and Peter were building their Lego Death Star. Since Peter was staying for dinner, the spiderling panicked and just took his earrings along since he didn't know what to wear and it matched the look.

When Ned looked up from the Death Star, coincidentally, Peter's hair moved, allowing Ned to view his earrings. Ned looked shooketh for a minute, frozen in place while Peter moved his hand in front of his face.

"Ned?"

"Uh, yeah?"

Peter had a eyebrow raised at him.

"Oh yeah, Peter, you wear earrings?"

Peter groaned and rolled his eyes.

"Everyone has asked me this. Yes, yes I did."

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-4-

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Petey_pie

please stop asking me if I wear earrings. 206 people I know/know me asked me this. Yes, yes I do wear earrings.

Falcon_official

replying to @Petey_pie

Welcome to the earring gang

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Sorry if this is short, I'm having writer's block lol and I still want to update

700 words officially