It was a cold and windy evening. Jahandy was having problems trying to straighten her box. "Stupidass wind blowing my shitty home away." After 30 minutes of screaming and crying, the wind finally settled and Jahandy decided to get some dinner. While scavaging (i cant spell help me), she suddenly got startled and noticed the ass of a racoon. Jahandy immediately started running towards it and kicked that racoon(such a slay) out of her precious trash can. She manage to find a banana and ate it on her way home.
[Jahandy's POV]
"Bro why is this actually so good" I then proceeded to munch on that banana like I was fighting for my life until I suddenly heard the hideous voice of a man.
[Third person's POV]
"Did you hear? Lee's coming here for their world tour!" Who tf is Lee??? Jahandy thought. The other person responded, "Omg slay I'll come with you. But your broke af how you gonna get there?" "NO Jay will give me money cause he's my husband sneaky link boyfriend fr." Jahandy had no idea what they were talking about and gave zero fucks about a bitch named Lee. She was about to continue their walk home until they entered an unfamiliar building. Jahandy has manage to survive near her old box for YEARS and never noticed that area. Since she was getting bored anyway, so Jahndi decide to follow them.
Jahandy climed up the walls and stuck to the cieling like some divisoria spiderman as she followed the two people down the hallway. She didn't realize it, but she was in the building of one of the biggest, hottest, slayest mafia bosses.
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Bought by the Mafia Boss (but better)
Historical Fictionthis is a lot more slayer then jaxies version 🙄