'Pure' Dream

incorrect quotes

I have to update more books so here have incorrect quotes while you wait!

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Y/n: struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Sapnap: pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Y/n: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Tommy: Alright.
Y/n: TraitorSayWhat?
Fundy: Excuse me?
Y/n: What?
Tommy:
Y/n:
Y/n: No, wait-

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Y/n: in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Ponk: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Ponk: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Y/n: laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Ponk: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Ponk: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Y/n, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Quackity: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Charlie: Anything, honestly, but tall villian women especially
Quackity, desperately, as Charlie is melting in lava: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Charlie: Oh! B positive.
Quackity: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Charlie:[Charlie tried to swim in lava]

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Minx: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Y/n: The cow???
Minx: What?
Puffy: y/n, W H Y?

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Y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Dream, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Alyssa: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Dream & y/n: playing systemic oppression

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Sam: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Y/n: The car takes a screenshot.
Ponk: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Tubbo: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Tommy: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Y/n: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Niki: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Y/n while looking at revivebur: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

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Minx: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Y/n, clapping in the background: WOO

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Y/N: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Y/N: *punches wall*
Sapnap:
Y/n:
Y/n: Take me to the hospital.