biggy proceeded to go back to the norris nut graveyard, dig up the graves of all the norris nuts, and lit them on fire inside the house.
he cooked fishy on the barbie and had him for dinner.
he started an onlyfans and posted all the norris nut secrets.
he kidnapped all of the norris nuts and brutally tortured them.
he burned down all of the orphanages in new castle.
he cyberbullied every single legend into deleting their accounts and never going online again.
he robbed multiple banks and stole multiple cars, then lit those cars on fire and started big forest fires killing most of the australian population.
he broke into the donut shop and stole everything inside, including the chairs.
he became one of the most widely known drug dealers in new castle.
he committed every crime in the books and vlogged about it.
he posted his wanted criminal speedrun on youtube and got banned.
"what? why did i get banned?" biggy was heartbroken.
he was so heartbroken that he decided to commit even more crimes. biggy spiraled into a life of drugs and gangs and crime.
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biggy norris rises from the dead
Humorthis is the sequel to gertrude the vampire vs evil centaur justin norris puppy-stepper vampire-slayer. in this story, biggy norris rises from the dead, commits many crimes, and converts to a new religion in jail.
