one day, when biggy was selling drugs, he heard some sirens. biggy was used to running from the police, but this time he was trapped. he was handcuffed and sent to jail.
"but how could this happen? i'm not even a real person." biggy was heartbroken.
"you dumb idiot just because you are a ghost doesn't mean that you won't go to jail this is why your parents hate you." the prison guard locked him in the cell and proceeded to walk away with wap playing on full volume in his airpods.
biggy realized that he was stuck in jail for the rest of eternity, so he decided to do something good.
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biggy norris rises from the dead
Humorthis is the sequel to gertrude the vampire vs evil centaur justin norris puppy-stepper vampire-slayer. in this story, biggy norris rises from the dead, commits many crimes, and converts to a new religion in jail.
