biggy didn't have much to do, so he decided to convert to a new religion to find hope in.
one day biggy had found a book under his bed. "the bible of barbism."
biggy read the whole book, he was enlightened. he spent his whole eternity teaching barbism to the other people in jail.
after a few centuries the jail was too fed up with him singing wap that they let him go.
biggy paraded down the street singing the norris nutties new song.
"one thing about me i'm the best legend alive
he know the prettiest biggy didn't come until i arrived
i don't let bubba's get to me i step on they man if they try
i got a sabre face sockie body naz norris mind
he want a n-o-r-r-i-s-n-u-t-f-a-s-h-i-o-n-h-o-o-d-i-e"
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biggy norris rises from the dead
Humorthis is the sequel to gertrude the vampire vs evil centaur justin norris puppy-stepper vampire-slayer. in this story, biggy norris rises from the dead, commits many crimes, and converts to a new religion in jail.
